We haven't heard much lately from Alli Sims, Britney's alleged relative who used to be photographed with her on a daily basis. For a second I actually thought Sam Lutfi had Alli killed and the body dumped in an abandoned quarry somewhere, but no, it turns out Alli is very much alive, and still intent on launching her own music career. She seems pretty determined about it too. She told the German magazine Maxi:
When I make it as a singer, I will have made it on my own. The people who help me with my career right now, I have met without Britney and that's good.
I don't want her to help me, I wanna make it on my own.I wanna be the next Norah Jones. I just wanna be on stage and sing blues. If I were a product, I would be Louis Vuitton. Classic, tasteful, timeless.
"If" you were a product Alli? The way you talk about yourself, it sounds like you already are - a product of your own wacked-out imagination. And let's just be real for a second here hon - if you hadn't spent all that time joined at the hip with Britney, no one would know who you are, and certainly no one would've given you a record contract. So please, stop with the self-delusion, all right? And no more lines like the Louis Vuitton one. You ain't classic until you've done something; no one who hangs out with Britney Spears is tasteful; and God knows, a year from now, we'll all know you sure as shit weren't timeless.