People has named Matt Damon the sexiest man in the entire universe for 2007.
Matt freaking Damon? That troglodyte? The sexiest man alive? What the hell kind of crazy are these bastards trying to sell the Crabster? Matt Damon is about as sexy as the piece of toilet paper I had stuck to my shoe for three weeks that no one told me about.
Everyone knows that the absolute A-1 most sexiestest man in the world is...
Hollywood Elsewhere blogger Jeffrey Wells!
Work it Wells, work it! Yeah. The J-Bomb. Woooooo!
Oh, slow it down baby. You rock my world J-Bomb.
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Matt Damon Is The Sexiest Man Alive...Not!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Posted by Crabbie at 4:59 PM
Labels: Matt Damon
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The ONLY troglodyte alive.
How can Eddie Munster be the Sexiest man on earth?
Well crabbie, he is from the same place as Mark Wahlberg.
My stomach hurts from this sexiest lists especially Damon. Oh how People have fallen. Oh and Crabbie your fugly majesty Maggie Gyllenhaal is already replaced by Lilly Allen as the new face of Provocateur.That's the best news for me. Have you seen Maggie lately????
Oh, yeah! Jeffrey Wells!!! I SO AGREE, Crabs Baby. Got any more x-plicit shots of him to share?
Maty Damon looks like this jerky dumb jock I knew in High School. The same kind of smirk, and preteniousness. He has that weird 'boy' faced look on a man like Leo Decraprio.
I hate it. Give me Clive Owen anyday.
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