The Japanese police are reportedly after Hayden Panettiere and her surfer buddies for their stunt a couple weeks ago where they tried to stop some fishermen from killing a bunch of dolphins. Hayden doesn't seem that concerned about it though. When asked what could happen to her the heroic cutie replied:
Potentially jail, but I doubt it.
Whatever happens to you Hayden, the Crabster will always be on your side. You're a shining symbol of young American womanhood as far as I'm concerned. Much better than worthless piles of shit like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and those fucking pinheaded sluts on The Hills. Those whores get attention merely for flashing their poons, wagging their asses and basically behaving like uncivilized cunts. But you Hayden - you get attention through flouting authority, thumbing your nose at the powers that be and generally sticking it to the man. Your acts of vanity are much more noble than theirs, plus they're actually dangerous and involve potential arrest.
You're so awesome Hayden - like a short, white, half-dumb Angela Davis.