Prince Harry and fake-boobed girlfriend Chelsy Davy have called it quits after three years.
The split reportedly happened over Chelsy's impatience with Harry's playboy lifestyle. Impatience? Honey - we've been looking at pictures of Harry grabbing random chicks' boobs for years, and you suddenly got impatient? Where have you been?
Personally, I'm happy for Harry. He's a prince and deserves a much finer piece of tail than that cheap slutty Chelsy. He definitely needs to make a play for something higher class - Katie Price or perhaps Jade Goody.
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Harry In The Market For A New Slag
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 8:40 AM
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Any woman who would make themselves available to that spoiled man-whore is asking for a lot of grief.
She looks like one of those lovely well bred English young ladies. Just the type that Harry loves to trash.
I really think more women should briefly check in with the ex before embarking on their intimate soiree's. In this case, the tabloids should have been enough.
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