"Say listen Bruce. I know she's my daughter and everything, but you know...we're buds. So if you happen to have a thing for albinos...let's just say I can put in a good word for you. Only thing is, don't get too rough with her. She bruises real easy, you know what I mean?"
A Couple Old Bald Guys Hanging
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 12:56 PM
Labels: Bruce Willis, Jack Nicholson
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One thing good 'ol Jack has taught his daughter--what sleaze bags men can be.
Bruce was seen (over the summer) bangin some hot ex plaboy playmate. That was by far the best peice of ass he has been seen with lately. At one point, Bruce was trying to bang Petra, but she wasn't having none of it.
I'll bang Bruce...I think he still is hot. In an old man kinda way.
On that note, I will also bang Al Pacino. Coz he IS the Godfather.
Yeah, I'm fucked up like that.
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