Britney Goes Loco At Adult Store

Wednesday, November 28, 2007


Patrons of the Hustler Store in West Hollywood got a special treat on November 18 - a taste of Britney Spears's own special brand of chocolate-coated crazy.

US Weekly reports exclusively that, in the wee hours of the morning on the 18th, Britney made a bizarre spectacle of herself inside the adult shop. It began when Britney snatched up a bunch of underwear emblazoned with amusing phrases like "Barely Legal" (yes, I know, Britney buying underwear is a shock in-and-of-itself) and headed for the fitting room, but was told by employees that people weren't allowed to try on underwear. Britney, in a tiff, decided to drop her undies in the middle of the store, in full sight of everyone, and pull on a pair of the new boyshorts. A witness reports:

The employees kept saying "Don't change out here!" She's just like, "Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!" It was like dealing with a child.

Britney then carried her purchases to the counter to check out. The source said:

The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card. ... on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!

Way to stick it to the man Britney. Yeah. No one tells you what to do, right? Fuck those fucking capitalists and their fucking rules.

Why does the word "sociopath" sudden leap into my head?

(source)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

For the same reason that "dumb bitch" keeps popping into mine.

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annie anonymous said...

This woman is a waking talking red flag.

Anonymous said...

In the background you can hear Kfed's attorney rubbing his hands together. All they have to do is sit back and let all the weirdness come to them. She is making her own case against herself.

Unfitney should be placed in a psych ward. For a very long time.

Anonymous said...

The store should press charges for public lewdity, and shoplifting. Look what they did to Wyonna Ryder for stuffing a few things into her bag. This is no longer a cry for help. It's a friggin scream.

Anonymous said...

I read that the people commented that her eyes were dark and totally vacant. They said that there was 'no one home' behind the eyes, And to think of her with young children.......(shudders)

Khazar-khum said...

Are tehy sure it was Britney? Come on. She was wearing underwear!

Anonymous said...

For those thinking that Britney is in danger of killing herself. You are mistaken. She is not filled with self loathing, quite the contrary. All she thinks about is herself, and her own needs. She believes she is a total victim here. And judging from her song titles, she takes no responsibility for her own bad press either. She is an angry, self absorbed, self indulgent former child star gone bad.

Nothing new here except that she tragicly envolves too young children along in the mix. Not that she gives a shit of course.

Anonymous said...

Does this woman have any fans left? Besides the girlie guy on You Tube? This is beyond disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Fans?! Hell yes, apparently.

Who else is buying that new album and driving it to #1 status?

Crazy, but true.

And let's not forget the paps following her around. Those pix are worth a fortune and they know it. They're worth money because her FANS buy the rags that print them.

Anonymous said...

Since Britney is acting as her own manager, PR representative (and Lawyer?) My guess is that she thinks all of this bent behavior is just part of her ingenious promotional plan to keep herself in the media spotlight. Stupid c*** doesn't realize the whole world in either laughing at her, or retching in a bin at her behavior.

Anonymous said...

Dead within a year. Auto accident.