Why it's not a dude at all, it's the lovely Gwyneth Paltrow, star of Hollywood blockbusters like Shallow Hal and View From the Top. That's some interesting bone-structure Gwyneth is sporting there. And why the hell is her forehead so shiny? "Hey Gwyneth, put a hat on. You're endangering low-flying aircraft!" Ha ha - I love that one.
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Monday, October 15, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 11:50 AM
Labels: Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow used to be so pretty. Not so anymore. As happens with age, features enlarge. What was once beautiful bone structure in her face, has now become so big that she does look like a guy.
Age and all that hate built up inside this bitch has made her ugly.
That's what I call butt fug.
she looks ok.
She has that limp sort of early Axel Rose kind of hair. Not good when she has somewhat homely features, I agree with 8:00PM. The inner ugliness has finally oozed out of her pores.
She looks like a blond Cher who has had too much cosmetic surgery on her face.
She looks like the aliens in Close Encounters of The Third Kind.
Whenever I see Fishsticks Paltrow all I can think of is, 'there's the self righteous celebrity mom that stuck her daughter with the horrible name: "apple".'
Things they never considered with a name like Apple:
Being called-
apple pie
apple dumpling
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
apple cheeked
apple sauce
bobbing for apples
apple of my eye
apple headed
Yeah, they better keep their kids in private school.
Gwyneth said in an interview how wretched her childhood was because she was called names growing up. "Fishsticks" was one of them because she was tall and thin. Having been stung by the cruel tauntings of children as a child you would think she would have thought to spare both her children from harrassment and teasing- but instead, invites it by naming her children names that will ensure that they be constantly reminded that they are 'special'. What an enormous ego Gwyneth has.
Why was she so much prettier when dated Brad Pitt?
Love how she said in an interview she screwed up when broke off their engagement.
Bet she's regretted that ever since.
As if I didn't need another reason to dislike this woman. If she had stayed with Stupitt, we probably would have been spared the whole Brangelina assault.
Gwyneth was never pretty, she just had the glow of youth on her side. I never realised how square and prominent her jawline was.
She looks like Sissy Spacek. Ugh!
Looks like Heath Ledger in drag.
I guess i am the only one who thinks she is gorgeous and seems like a great person. Sorry!
I do think that Apple is a dumb name, but she said that they named her that becasue she "was the apple of their eye."
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