Tara Reid Not Stupid. Just Drunk And Gross.

Monday, October 15, 2007


Tara Reid has revealed the secret to successfully juggling a Hollywood career and a wild party lifestyle - don't be too stupid. Tara said:

I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris or Lindsay seem to is that I’m not stupid, so I’d never do a lot of the things those girls do, and I’ve always had good friends around me. They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don’t let them get themselves in trouble. You’ll never read a story about me going out and partying when I’m supposed to be working. Nor would I show up on a set drunk or miss a day’s work never.

"You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working." Gosh Tara, I'm blown away by your work ethic. Really - you're a shining example to all of us. Of course, it helps that you never actually work, and therefore never have to worry about your drinking getting in the way - but we know what you mean. If you did ever have a job, you wouldn't allow your partying to interfere with it. You were raising a hypothetical. A wild, out-of-leftfield hypothetical.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

She has really aged fast. All that alcohol has not been kind to her looks.

Kiddies, Tara Reid is what happens to your face when you spend too much time partying...

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! IF she ever had a job. Too funny. Tara, a shining example for all. But hell, credit where credit is due, we have been subjected to her flashing her over=extended boobs, droopy ass, and punctured stomach, but hey....no vag shots. She's great! When standards are so low that Tara can feel superior, we know that we live in a piss poor culture.