Tara Reid is alleged to have entered the hospital earlier this month and been told by doctors that her partying has damaged her liver. Of course Tara is denying this - she's got a reputation as a teetotaler to uphold.
Tara's liver released the following statement through a spokesperson:
Tara - stop abusing your poor liver. Mean bitch. And wash your hair once in awhile too, okay? Creating a haven for bugs on your head doesn't make you some kind of heroic crusader for animal rights.