Pamela Anderson has gotten married for the third time in her filthy, disease-ridden life, this time to Paris Hilton sex-tape partner Rick Salomon. The "ceremony" took place last night at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas with such luminaries as Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas looking on. One person not in attendance was Pam's ex Kid Rock, who recently accused Pam of faking a miscarriage in some weak attempt at laying a guilt trip on him after he blew her off to go see a basketball game. Rock also got in a fight with another Pam ex, Tommy Lee, at this year's VMAs. Somebody jealous?
If I were Rick Salomon, I would prepare myself to be confronted by Kid Rock - cause you know it's coming. Kid is obviously one of these deeply insecure guys who can't handle any challenge to his manhood - and in his warped mind, Pam still belongs to him, so whoever else is fucking her is immediately number one on his shit-list. It would be nice if Kid could just grow up and get over it, but that's not an option. Not when your penis is as tiny as his.
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Kid Rock Warming Up His Fists
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 10:31 AM
Labels: Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson
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Sex tape to follow shortly called...When STDs Collide.
^ Love it, great comment, and oh so true.
"..in her filthy, disease ridden life". Utterly classic, Crabbie, and sadly true. But I have to take issue with the guy you chose to rag on; of the three, he is clearly the least despicable. At least he is who he says he is, made his money on his own, and didn't pretend he liked that skank for anything other than her fake Double D's.
Totally agree she is a skank but I think your wrong about Kid Rock. From what I have heard/read he divorced her and the fight with Tommy wasn't about Pam is was about Tommy running his mouth. Actually Tommy & Pam make the best couple because they are both messed up people. She makes her living off being a slut, the sad part is she seems proud of it!
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