Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon can now stop being coy about their relationship. They're a couple. We know it for sure after seeing this picture from their Rome trip. And no, it's not from some movie they're shooting, so don't even try that.
Another thing we know after seeing this pic - Jake likes Big Macs. Or cheesecake. Or beer or something else that gives you a gut when you consume too much of it. Usually people gain weight after they break up, not when they're in the middle of a big romance. Or, they gain weight after they're married. And we know Jake and Reese aren't married. Are they? Or will that be the next revelation?
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Jake And Reese No Longer Pretending
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 6:11 PM
Labels: Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon
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God, I hope these two fug people won't last long enough to make a child. Maggie has already released a Gyllanbeast on the world. The thing Reese and Jake created would be truly horrifying.
Nah, I'm not buying it. They're promoting a movie that, so far, is predicted to bomb. What better way to stir up the publicity than the two leads hooking up together? Jakey likes the peen, I'm sure of it.
Crabbie that's the 1st typo I have ever seen you make - "gain wait" !
that is the first thing i thought of when i saw the picture. jake looks a little chubby.
I know you thnk she looks like a munchkin, but i really like her and i hope they are very happy.
I don't believe this! Reese's body language clearly shows she is uncomfortable.
And yes, the movie was a bomb.
i think this is BS even thoe they make a good couple!
Jake's already back in NYC hanging with true love Austin Nichols, and they're both giggling like little schoolgirls about these pics. Could that undersized troll Reese look any less natural? Or any more like Kirsten Dunst? She's even got those dang baby corn teeth. This is what being a fag-hag will do to you, ladies, beware!
I usually have nothing againts this two but.....now that I take a look at that pic and realise that I like her bag and then realise that I could not possibly afford it therefore cannot own it so now I'm joining you people and hating her.
Her, not her bag.
Reese is an unattractive little troll. If this relationship is fake, she joins the other hollywood hypcrites that will sell thier soul to sell a bad film. The irony is she has this moral superiority which grates on my every nerve.
virgo74: How long have you been studying body language? Me? A long time. Reese in not the uncomfortable one here, yet if she were noticing Jakes body language, she would be. She's obviously experiencing the logic suspending effects of oxytocin. Jake on the other hand is in control. Notice she's leaning into him, feet & knees pointing toward him, and neck exposed, in a blissful stupor. In the meantime his left foot and knee are pointing away from her, his hand is covering his face and chest in a closed posture. (as in hiding something). I would say he's embarrassed by her behavior.
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