Eva Longoria has decided to take husband Tony Parker's name, and will henceforth be known as Eva Longoria Parker. Of course she's excited about it:
I completely adopted the new name and I love it ... I'm a Parker now. ... I love every bit of it ... I like the tradition of changing the name.
No Eva, sorry, but you do not love it that much. No one loves anything as much as you claim to love being Mrs. Parker. And Ellen Degeneres doesn't love that dog as much as she says either. You celeb types, you're always going on and on about how much you love everything, but it's all hyperbole. It comes from working in a profession where everything is hyped way out of proportion - eventually you just absorb those tendencies. You think you love it, but in ten minutes you may very well hate it. That's just how you crazy famous people are.
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5 comments:
Tony is a pussy whipped little bitch.
Why bother they will be divorced in about 3-4 years. Atleast, it generates revenue for local Government filing the papers and paying the name change fees.
Who cares? He is way too cute and too good for her. She is short and nothing special. I couldn't believe she said she has to hide the fact that he is black from her grandmother. His background is WAY WAY better than hers. lmao
She can't love it that much if she's still using Longoria.
Why can't she make me happy and change her name to cunthole longwhoria?
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