Cisco Adler has added heiress Lydia Hearst to his ever-growing list of conquests. Old long-balls himself was seen kissing the great-granddaughter of loopy publishing mogul William Randolph Hearst in a private booth at New York's Box nightclub, then accompanied the model to a showing of the new Mark Wahlberg movie We Own the Night. Hearst's publicist insists that the two crazy kids are just fooling around, saying:
It's true that Cisco and Lydia have been seen together in public recently. But I don't think this is serious. It is a very new relationship.
Cisco Adler never has anything but new relationships. His relationships don't last long enough to become old relationships. And anyway, Lydia would have to be an idiot to become anything more than casually involved with a chimpanzee like Cisco, hypnotically long balls or no.
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9 comments:
I'm a hetero female and I've seen pictures of the nude Cisco. His "anatomy" is sickening. He looks deformed. His appearance sets off a gag reflex in me and every other woman I know. I'm suprised that maggot can even find a date.
This is clearly one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen but the white socks scream cool. Thanks for burning that image into my brain cells. I may need therapy.
Can you imagine if Cisco "tea bagged" her. He needs to perform to his strength. Get a good video camera, and get busy working your way through the hollywood ho's. He could have a DVD box set ready for Christmas.
'Cisco Bags Another One' Bwhahahaahaha! great one Crabs. The real elephant man. His balls could end up floating in a jar at the National museum of Science in a few years. That Or that Sexual oddity museum in Sweden? The museum with the largest dick and stuff. He could also join the Penis Puppet guys who twist their bits into animals on stage. Cisco could do a killer imitation of Walt Disney's Dumbo.
Wait....Do I hear opportunity knocking?
I was trying to remember what his balls reminded me of......."Klackers."
That nasty looking guy looks like Tiny Tim on crack. He makes me want to throw up. What a nasty piece of shit.
Klackers. Good one!
I remember Klackers!! Cisco walking nude across the room, 'Klack-klack-klack-klack'
-rotfl!
fuck you all - he's hot man - no matter what you all say - so screw you all
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