Famed tenor and pasta aficionado Luciano Pavarotti is on the verge of death, reports Italian television. According to E' TV Antenna Uno, family and friends have gathered at the bedside of an unconscious Pavarotti, who is said to be suffering from kidney failure. At this hour, starving people around the globe are gathering in the streets ready to celebrate the passing of the man blamed by many for the food shortages which have afflicted so much of the third-world.
Update: He's dead now. We can all go on with what we were doing.
Wednesday, September 05, 2007