Joe Simpson aka The Holy Pimp has finally admitted publicly that his daughter Ashlee had her nose done. Wow - news-flash...Ashlee's shnoz is fake. And next Joe will tell us Jessica is an ass-freak with the IQ of a Reebok? Let me grab onto something before I'm knocked over.
Of course, you couldn't expect a phony bastard like Joe Simpson to go on some kind of truth-telling streak - if he does tell the truth, he has to follow it up with a big fat lie, just to get his percentage back down. Here's the one Joe unleashed after talking about Ashlee's rhinoplasty:
Girls have their own ideas. ... Anyway, there was a real problem with her breathing and that was cured.
Ashlee has problems with her breathing. Yes Joe, we know - but it doesn't have anything to do with her nose. It has to do with her being so stupid that her brain forgets to make her breathe. That's why people are constantly smacking her in the back of the head. That and how funny it is when she spins around and gives them a dirty look.
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3 comments:
The word is, Ashlee's prefered sex act is anal================D(o)
She looks like someone who had some plastic surgery to look like Paris Hilton. Awful.
As far as the first post, I hear that is actually Jessica, and not Ashley.
For a man who at one time claimed to be a man of faith and the gospel, he sure is a liar (breathing issues my foot).
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