Joe Simpson may have given up on daughter Jessica's career, and now he's just trying to get the bitch married off so he doesn't have to deal with her anymore. That's one explanation, at least, for why Joe would've been seen at a recent Vegas party trying to set Jessica up with some random piece of meat he encountered. Said a source to US Weekly:
Joe was chatting to a handsome guy and told him Jessica was single. He gave the hunk his assistant's number and said he'd set him up with her.
So let me get this straight - Joe Simpson's at a party in Vegas, and sees this hunky dude, and figures it would be totally cool to just walk up to the guy and start pushing his idiot daughter off on him. Like every man in the world is just supposed to start drooling like a dog at the thought of being able to have sex with Jessica Simpson. I guess Joe figures she's the hottest thing on God's earth to him, so she must be to everyone else. If he wants to have sex with her, then everyone else must too. I'm actually surprised Joe would be so eager to share Jessica. Maybe he's hoping that, if she screws a lot of other people, she'll pick up some new tricks. He never has been happy with the way she gives hand-jobs, I'm told.
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Joe Simpson should be required to be registered as a sex offender. He offends my sex. He is a disgusting, creepy, incestuous dirty old man who is attempting to climb the celebrity ladder by pimping off his two daughters. I would not be surprised if daddy Joe was arranging some 'side work' for Jessica to keep the bucks coming in. Any parent who would pawn his daughter off to a stranger and feel so confident that he arranges for his daughter to meet with someone she has never even met before is a pimp, and someone who devalues women as sex objects. I hope Joe steps off a curb on a busy cross walk and does his daughters a favor by disappearing. No wonder Jessica and Ashlee seem so fucked up in relationships. It's all due to Daddy Dearest.
You know he has titty-fucked her.
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