"They wake me up. They dress me. They stick me in a car. They drive me places. They tell me to go stand and get my picture taken. My daddy gives me the thumbs-up. They make me have sex with the boy, I forget his name, who's always stealing my eyeliner and panties. But it's okay cause they let me have pizza sometimes."
Ashlee Simpson at the VMAs.
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Monday, September 10, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 10:51 AM
Labels: Ashlee Simpson
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fucking hilarious
i like pizza too.
Stepford daughters...hahahahahahaha
New nose or old nose she will never be the beauty her sister is. Have fun living in her shadow Ashley.
-jm
I think she is attractive, but yeah, she will never have the celebrity status of her older sister Jessica. Does she even 'sing' anymore? I always think of her in the terms of doing a "reverse Britney". She was crass, unkept, and in the news for behaving badly, than 'Bing!' new nose- new demure personality. Britney did exactly the opposite, but kept the same nose.
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