Clooney Rips Brad And Angie

Saturday, September 29, 2007


George Clooney has once again made controversial comments - this time about some of his fellow actors. Said The Cloon in a recent interview:

I won't mention names, but there are certain actors who make me think, "How on earth can you take yourself so seriously?" All that is just cinema. Too many pats on the back...in the end it's all a bit toxic.

That's okay George, you don't have to mention names - we know who you're talking about. And we agree with you. Brad and Angie are way up their own asses. Or, actually, Angie's up her own ass, and Brad is up there with her. Too bad you couldn't pull him free and take him out partying - he could use the break at least. You and your stripper girlfriend could go out on a double-date with Brad and some stripper you got for him. Then you could drive around the freeway on your motorcycles all wild and free and tempting death. Brad would forget about the orphans and Angie's ass pretty fast. Alas, that will never happen. Angie's got Brad cinched up there pretty good. She's sold him on all her bullshit. But not you George - we know you see through that crap. With you it's in and out - no entanglements. Ain't no crazy ho roping you into some wacky multi-cultural Cheaper By the Dozen scenario. Nobody's poon is that sweet, right Georgie?

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13 comments:

Chloé said...

Angelina's ass must be the darkest place in the universe.

Anonymous said...

I agree with every single thing you said crabbie...

Anonymous said...

Brad has always wanted what the other boys and girls have had. Obviously, he isn't into the road less travelled.

Anonymous said...

off topic but looking at pics. of Angelina she cleans up well but other wise the skank has gotten quite fugly ! she looks not only anorexic but like she is balding and looking just plain OLD !

Back to Brad , George Clooney needs to save Angelina's pretty boy ! Brad is looking REALLY OLD ! and while your at it George ;) please save Poor Shiloh ! Save that child from needing years of therapy .

Anonymous said...

Brad has been looking a little rough lately. She-devil must be sucking the life out of him.

BRAD BRAT said...

I was hoping the movie Brad and George are working on would be a much needed break for Brad. He needs it. George take him away....

Anonymous said...

In words of the great chef, Chef-

"she's a god-d@Mn succubus!"

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to wonder if La Jolie tried to put the word on Teh Cloon. What better way to prove her Girrrl Power by nabbing the one bloke no other woman on earth can nail down?

Would he have laughed in her face first? Then maybe started a campaign of little put-downs - "Angie's full of herself and Bradley's pussy-whipped and they're both a couple of tools" kind of stuff?

robby said...
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robby said...

seems Clooney is not down with this adopting thing!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2261274

Anonymous said...

Oh for heavens sake, Crabbie, don't you have any other frame of reference apart from Brad and Angie? You're beginning to sound like a mindless broken record.

Just how much about Hollywood do you really know? Clooney's remarks are so obviously about Russell Crowe and his inane condemnation of Clooney for sullying the nobility of acting by doing commercials. Crowe has always taken himself waaaay too seriously. But his attacks on Clooney were just self-destructive like his physical attacks on others.

Anonymous said...

It's about TIME that pitt's honchos "saw the light"
concerning le jolie. she's a master manipulator.
she can convince a happily married man to leave
everything for her and with her. pitt needs his
friends to get him "real" and see the 'writing on
the wall' . Though I think it might be too late for
him.

palmcop said...

Surely, the dude is absolutely fair.