Britney's New Hair

Tuesday, September 25, 2007


Britney has replaced her ratty blonde weave with a ratty brown weave. This change, I assume, is a response to all the turmoil in her life - the hit-and-run charges, and all the crazy stuff her ex-bodyguard Tony Barretto has been spewing. You know, cause changing your hair solves everything.



"Just gimmie a second y'all. I gotta go in here and change my diaper."

More On Britney!

It's now being alleged that Britney is using an asthma inhaler to help her lose weight. Apparently, asthma medication contains epinephrine, an appetite suppressant. This technique is known to be very dangerous - and even killed model Krissy Taylor.

Britney - how could you do something so irresponsible? There are people who depend on you Britney. Like Chris Crocker. What will he do if you die? His career will be over. Unless he's somehow able to transform his fake concern for you into fake concern for Lindsay Lohan. Then he'll be okay.

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3 comments:

robby said...

maybe she is trying to show a more relaxed decent look!!

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Anonymous said...

I've never seen anyone with hair that takes that long to grow out. What is it with her natural hair? She shaved her head a LONG time ago. Maybe it is all the drugs she's taking.

Danny said...

Doesn't having extensions damage the real hair they're tied to? She probably could have grown hair by now but for that.
Of course, that makes it sound like I give a shit, but I don't. She can plaster her head with dung and make like a Chia pet for all I care.
Hmmm... Come to think of it, that might not look to bad, eh?