Britney has replaced her ratty blonde weave with a ratty brown weave. This change, I assume, is a response to all the turmoil in her life - the hit-and-run charges, and all the crazy stuff her ex-bodyguard Tony Barretto has been spewing. You know, cause changing your hair solves everything.
"Just gimmie a second y'all. I gotta go in here and change my diaper."
More On Britney!
It's now being alleged that Britney is using an asthma inhaler to help her lose weight. Apparently, asthma medication contains epinephrine, an appetite suppressant. This technique is known to be very dangerous - and even killed model Krissy Taylor.
Britney - how could you do something so irresponsible? There are people who depend on you Britney. Like Chris Crocker. What will he do if you die? His career will be over. Unless he's somehow able to transform his fake concern for you into fake concern for Lindsay Lohan. Then he'll be okay.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007