Britney Spears's support system, which basically consists of Cousin Alli and a couple of over-worked lawyers, is urging the idiotic potential baby-murderer to get her flabby no-talent ass back into rehab. And Britney is said to be amenable to the idea - maybe. A source told E!'s Planet Gossip:
She has said she’ll go again. But everyone is worried she won’t go at the last minute.
Of course - because Britney is the most impulsive, flighty person in the history of the world. Bitch changes her mind as fast as it takes a new thought to enter her addled brain. Can you imagine ordering breakfast at a restaurant with this twit? "I'll have the bacon and eggs. No wait the pancakes. No wait I want blueberry waffles. No I want sunny-side-up eggs and some toast with strawberry jam. Raspberry. I want a tall glass of pickle juice and an onion. I want to be raped by a one-legged Icelandic midget. No I'll just have the bacon and eggs."
Not to be cynical, but wouldn't going to rehab at this point be about the lamest, most predictable thing Britney could do? Get in trouble, go to rehab. It's tired. If Britney wants to impress me she should do something off the wall - like, I don't know, get her shit together and stop making a moronic spectacle of herself? That'd be a switch.