Amy Winehouse Messes Herself Up Again

Monday, September 17, 2007


Amy Winehouse is seen clutching a bloody rag and looking distressed. Let me guess - she was building a birdhouse and hammered herself on the finger. Ooh, that smarts. No wait, I know - she opened a can of soup and cut herself on the sharp edge. Gotta be careful with those things Amy.

Oh, wait, of course...I know what happened now. She was putting on her beehive and got bitten by one of the giant bugs that lives in it. Aaaaaah. Giant beehive bugs. Everybody run.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Crabbie..All legimate and possible reasons for her to be bleeding but I want to know is why every time she's bleeding she's out walking the streets? For pity, a cry for help, hoping to flag down a passing EMS, or to prove that she's human?

Anonymous said...

Beehive missing

Ed Bambrick said...

You know, if Amy Whorehouse shaved her head and grew a goatee (the latter more likely to happen) she'd be a dead ringer for Ming the Merciless.