Amy Winehouse is seen clutching a bloody rag and looking distressed. Let me guess - she was building a birdhouse and hammered herself on the finger. Ooh, that smarts. No wait, I know - she opened a can of soup and cut herself on the sharp edge. Gotta be careful with those things Amy.
Oh, wait, of course...I know what happened now. She was putting on her beehive and got bitten by one of the giant bugs that lives in it. Aaaaaah. Giant beehive bugs. Everybody run.
Monday, September 17, 2007