Update: Paris And Greasy - Still Pals?

Thursday, August 30, 2007


Paris Hilton hung out with Brandon Davis last night. Judging by this pic, I'd say Brandon asked Paris to borrow him some coke money. Either that or he scolded her for not letting his brother Gummi into her beach-party this weekend. Or maybe Paris, in a rare moment of self-reflection, just realized how empty her life was. Nah, he hit her up for cash. Broke-ass dirtball.

Update: Apparently it was Greasy's birthday last night. Someone scraped together the money to throw him a party at Mr. Chow. Paris did her duty by showing up, but split as soon as possible. Here's some funny video of Paris fleeing in her Bentley, leaving poor Greasy in the street:





Dude - take a hint.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

God, that was rich... (unlike Brando, hehe) Seeing him run after her as she drives away was worth sitting through her whining "wherrre's my carrrrr" "wherrrre's my bentleeey" a half dozen times.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah - this guy's family cut him off, all right. That's how he's still managing to have entourages at the ready to pick him up in an Escalade should his high-dollar pal Paris leave him high and dry in the street. And then he, let's not forget, gets chased by the paparazzi who still seem to think that he's someone worth following around. Mm-hmm, sure sounds like a guy down on his luck to me.

Puhleeze. He's never going to learn how to be a passable human being, because his equally spoiled family members don't know how to discipline him and just fuckin' say "no" every once in a while. THEY never had anyone say no to THEM, after all.

I got such a giddy rush at hearing his voice crack with emotion while the paps were asking him questions at the end of the video, too. You poor, disgusting greaseball... It really hurts when other children of privilege won't let you join in any children of privilege games, doesn't it? :(

edward said...

What a fucking rich bitch. She drives a fuckin car and parks it.

And then asks the photogs where it is. Man do i hate her.

Anonymous said...

Gawd, I hate to sound like I am defending Paris Hilton, but with the flashes blinding her, and the swarm of paps all around, I wouldn't have been able to find it either. The truth is, THEY do know where hers, other celeb's cars are since thet stake them out.

As for Greasy, his family sure did a great job of ensuring that this spoiled, entitled sorry blob of a human being will never be able to either make a living, or fend for himself without a bevy of handlers to manage every aspect of his life.

Virgo74 said...

That was sooo damn funny! She was soo busy trying to be cute she left his greasy looking ass in the middle of the street. She saw him, no doubt.

I have not like that ugly bastard since he call Lohan "poor" because at the time she made 7mil per movie or something like that. That ain't hardly poor.

joe said...

That was hilarious watching him standing there as Paris drives off...by the way, I thought Paris wasn't supposed to be driving...separate rules for the rich, I guess.

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