Pop-geezer Madonna has revealed the secret to remaining fit and firm at an advanced age - vitamin shots. Apparently these injections are all Madonna needs now - she no longer eats, and only drinks sips of bottled water (at least Posh will munch the occasional pretzel).
The truth of Madonna's minimalist approach to nutritional intake came out during a recent transatlantic flight, when passengers bore "shocked witness" to the superstar whipping out a needle and shoving it into her arm. Other people on the plane say Madonna didn't eat a bite during the whole seven-hour flight (don't people know how to mind their own business?) and only spoke to ask flight attendants for bottled water. Apparently, the vitamin shots give Madonna the energy boost she needs to not simply collapse in a heap of veins, wiry teenager muscles and BoTox residue. Personally, I want scientific confirmation that it was actually vitamins in the needle. Did anyone get a good look at the thing? There wasn't, for instance, a greenish glow about it? And what about the prescription slip? It wasn't signed by a "Dr. Herbert West" by any chance?
Wednesday, August 15, 2007