Madonna's custody of adopted son David Banda may be in jeopardy. The Malawian government has reportedly grounded their Child Welfare Services director, Penstone Kilembe, after he was accused of illegally receiving money and a plane ticket from Madonna on the eve of his trip to London to assess whether she should be allowed to permanently adopt David. Madonna has been accused of manipulating the adoption process all along, but this alleged bribery is the most serious accusation of impropriety to date, and the Malawian government may well order Banda returned to their country as a way of showing they can't be pushed around by rich white Western celebrities.
So these little pissant Malawians think they can mess with Madonna? I wonder how they'll feel when she calls on her buddy Jesus to rain stones and toads and other nasty things upon their backward little dirtball country. They'll be on their knees begging Madonna to call off Jesus. And that's when Madonna will send Thor and Hercules in to beat the hell out of all the men and have sex with all the women. And then The Green Lantern will swoop down and steal all their gourds and everything else they use to make drinking receptacles out of. Then they'll have to drink with their hands, the losers.
Monday, August 06, 2007