Looney On The Loose

Wednesday, August 22, 2007


It's being reported by numerous outlets, including Perez Hilton, that Britney Spears has fled the United States and taken refuge in Europe. There are conflicting reports as to the exact country Spears is in - some are saying France, but there were rumors earlier today that the runaway nut was seen using the toilet at a bar in Antwerp, Belgium. Perez is also reporting exclusively that Britney, contrary to what some have said, did not leave the country with Jayden James and Sean Preston in some wacky plot to get them away from Kevin Federline - in fact, Perez's sources say JJ and SP are actually with their father now.

This news, coming on the heels of Britney's sudden ditching of her extensions and dyeing of her hair, might lead some to believe that the erstwhile pop singer is in the midst of yet another meltdown. Or, maybe Britney just decided she was tired of being trailer trash, and wanted to soak up some culture. Or perhaps she's going to eventually end up in Amsterdam dancing in one of those windows. Who the fuck knows at this point.

(source)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I live in Amsterdam. Trust me, we wouldn't let someone like her dance in our windows. Property values would plummet.

*DD* said...

I'm in Amsterdam too and I will be on the look-out, lol

I feel somewhat scared as well. I remember that picture of her with the umbrella & kind of mentally replace it with an axe. And then I think; OMG! Britney is coming to get us!!! *shudder*

Ack. In reality if I DID run in to her I'd probably feel sorry for her and ask her if she wanted a cup of tea and a place to sit down & CALM down for a bit.
It's easy to write "what a skank" on a blog but in real life I'd probably just try to help her... Erm, and then she'd probably completely refuse, or take a pee on my carpet, or eat all my food OR try to make out with me, lol.

But either way, this is just getting sad. She needs help.

Anonymous said...

OMG, I am so freaking sick of those ratty ass cowgirl hats! Here in the Midwest they are the standard attire of the bar-dwelling gutter sluts. They basically scream "I'm a filthy redneck with zero taste & class and if you buy me a beer, I'll probably fuck you in your truck in the parking lot."

Anonymous said...

"and then she'd probably completely refuse, or take a pee on my carpet, or eat all my food OR try to make out with me, lol."
DD* said...
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HAHAHAAHA, it sounds like you really have an insight to our pi-polar pop tart. Seriously, I agree. She is mentally unstable. She truly needs help, but apparently is far too arrogant, and ignorant to do so. I pity the people in her life. It must be an utter hell.