Britney And Alli Both Enjoy Drug Lollis

Saturday, August 11, 2007


Britney Spears and her stooge Alli Sims hang out together at Winston's. I see Britney has introduced Alli to her drug-laced lolli habit. This explains why Alli thought she could sing. It also explains why Britney still thinks she has a career. Frankly, I'm starting to think drug-lollis are the explanation for everything. I think God was sucking on them when He created the universe.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

old trick of girls: when going to a party, have a ugly friend at your side. This way you look way more attractive.

Seems, that Alli is doing exactly that.

The Alli-pervert

DasBub said...
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DasBub said...

Fentanyl Lollipops: we take the pain out of living!

Anonymous said...

alli-pervert is a shit-sucking Communist. Bye-y'all!

Anonymous said...

So... the Alli-Pervert has moved completely across the spectrum from the very far right to the far left in no time. About a week ago he was a nazi and now he is a communist. My my Alli-pervert, you do make hasty ideological turns. :-D

Anonymous said...

>My my Alli-pervert, you do make hasty ideological turns. :-D


I am puzzled too!

I didn't even know that I was a nazi. And now I am a communist? I have to check my mailbox - maybe the red book is hiding there ...

Some people need to get a life.

The Alli pervert
who is not a Nazi nor a communists but really amused about the shitheads trying to insult him.

Anonymous said...

8:25 and 8:44 (same poster?) you need to get a fucking life! All I see as the casual observer is YOU harrassing him! What bug flew up your ass to continueously start picking fights? I read this blog for entertainment, NOT to have to read your infantile attacks on another poster. What the Hell is your problem?!

Chloé said...

What a pity there are no drug-laced dicks for them to suck.

Anonymous said...

10.25 - I am 8.44. Not 8.25. I wasn't harassing the Alli-pervert. (now that was an odd sentence if there ever was one) Just a comment about a rant that has been going on. And I am quite sure that the A-perv knew I wasn't picking a fight but rather making a joke about somebody who has been posting silly comments about him.

Anonymous said...

I thought maybe she was using the suckers to help her quit smoking, but since she is carrying her cancer sticks I guess not. I guess I thought maybe she had some brains, and we all know how silly that is.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 10:15.

But I did understand 8:44 intentions. 8:44 is cool.

Good to know, that there are lots of nice people here.

The Alli-pervert

Pope Nyx said...

Every time I see her name, I think of that new weightloss drug that has the potential to make orange grease come out of your bottom at surprising times. She'll never get her name over that stuff in a Google search.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 8:44/4:38. I guess I wasn't in on the running joke. I don't read this blog everyday, and some of the times I have been 'subjected' to what appears to be an unwarranted and hostile attack between some of the posters. I will tuck my whistle back in my T-shirt then! lol

Anonymous said...

Pope Nyx said...
you mean- Anal leakage!

Man you know it! HAHAHAHA that cracks me up. An ex-bodyguard commented that Britney takes laxatives all the time in an attempt to lose weight, thus her sudden, and unexpected need to pull over and use gas station restrooms. (barefooted or not). He even commented that she shite her pants once in the car. I am sure the lollies contain hoodia, a drug that is suppose to curb your appetite. Since Britney often doesn't wear panties, this could prove to be rather toxic, and embarrassing some day.

Anonymous said...

Supposedly she has special lollipops laced with some kind of drug. She inserts them up her private parts (the front, not the rear). A female clubgoer had said she accidentally opened a stall in the womens room and Britney was sittin there with the lollipop inserted.