Brad And Angie Close To Splitting?

Sunday, August 05, 2007


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may have hit a rocky patch in their previously blissful relationship. The Daily Mail reports that the messianic couple has been fighting a lot lately, mostly because Angie is sick of Brad working so much. Things came to a head recently when Brad cancelled a planned family trip to Lake Mohawk, N.J. over work commitments - Angie is reported to have had a fit, and put a sign up in the kitchen that said, "Success is a beast, it puts the emphasis on the wrong thing. I prefer to look within."

Angie - I'd be careful about looking within too much. Most humans can't endure being faced with so much horror and blackness.

It's obvious what's going on here, isn't it? Brad is trying to escape this controlling freak by burying himself in his work. This upsets Angie because she expects Brad to always do what he tells her. Angie doesn't get her way, and starts in with the high-minded lecturing bullshit about how success puts the emphasis in the wrong place and she's all about what's within. Of course, Angie isn't about success - she's too deep and spiritually connected for that. That's why every time she claims she's taking time off for the kids, it's announced about five minutes later that she's signed for another movie, or another mission to some godforsaken corner of the earth, or some big ad campaign. Yeah Angie - you're just turning down lucrative opportunities left and right. That's why you and the kids never get to settle down in one place for more than three days before you're carting them off to some movie shoot - and expecting Brad to put his life on hold for your endeavors too. You'd think that, with all this "looking within" you're always doing, you'd have realized by now what a duplicitous charlatan you are. But I guess you conveniently ignore those places.

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20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sure Angelina is a sexy siren ( or she used to be ) but the woman is an effing phsycho Bitch !!

Brad is obviously living in karmic Hell and that is what he deserves !

The hot sex wears off & then what do you have ? in Brad's case , Karmic Hell with a crazy wench !

opera bunny said...

Lake Mohawk is in Sparta, NJ, where I grew up. When I was in high school, there were rumors that Brad and Jen had purchased a house there. I don't understand his fascination with one little suburb.

Chloé said...

What is within? Maybe Jolie's breakfast that came out 5 minutes later...

Anonymous said...

Looks like the camera captured the tru reality of what is within. Look at those eyes! That's not redeye from the flas, that's Beezlebub giving her direction.

Anonymous said...

Brad deserves a lifetime of misery with the insaniac.

Giovanna said...

Jaa i think her voodoos did work as long as she thought...u know this is bad stuff, and she is just sofering the consequences...im not really sorry for her

Anonymous said...

Crabbie, you're hilarious and even if this story is made up it sounds plausible, and Chloe you make a good point about the breakfast. What can I say here? Angie has stated that she doen't do relationships well. Because her ego is so hugely inflated most of the time, I doubt she'd want to be wrong about that or anything...hence she'll have to prove it by destroying this one like the others. She obviously has zero understanding of me and a deep inner hatred and mistrust of them. I think sometimes as horrific as it is, Brad just wants to have fun.

Anonymous said...

Angelina Says:

On her love of knives:
"I've collected weapons since I was a little girl."

On life:
"You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens!"

On death:
"This is going to sound insane, but there was a time when I was going to hire somebody to kill me."

On sex:
"I'm the person most likely to sleep with my female fans."

On youth:
"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire."

On sex, part two:
"I am always on top. It's really unfortunate. I am begging for the man that can put me on the bottom. Or the woman. Anybody that can take me down."

On sex, part three:
"I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world."

Anonymous said...

5:13 ^ I just hope & pray Brad takes Shiloh !

Lets hope the two bedroom house is for Shiloh & him ;)

Angelina doesn't like the priviledged blob anyways !!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe it!

An honest-to-goodness unflattering photo of Angelina.

There IS a God.

Anonymous said...

Brad deserves the hell he has created for the way he treated Jen after their split.
Jolie is stupid, selfabsorbed, has a Godess-complex, pimps out her kids and should be in hospital, both for her drugabuse and for her mental issues.

Wish Brad could leave that HO, come out publicly and tell Jen he's sorry and then FADE INTO OBLIVION!

Anonymous said...

They won't split anytime soon it would validate what intelligent people believe, that he's a moron, who was sex trapped into this relationship by a sucubus. He was so childish and public about his desire to become a father. That in itself was all kinds of freaky. So, Angelina being the megomaniacal, vindictive bitch that she is saw an opportunity to confirm her status as goddess, and break up the golden couple. She had the bait Maddox, and poor Zahara was used to seal the deal, Shiloh was the in your face Jennifer move, a bio child for the idiot. She gave him exactly what he had told the world he wanted ad nauseum.

He can't leave without confirming what an immature fuck he really is. If he left Angie the brangeloonies at JustJared would put a contract out to have him killed.

The only losers in this situation is the children they are all being used to sate Angelilna's needy dependent addictive personality. She needs the love of children because you get so much for your investment. Once these children grow up and start to behave like normal children she will turn on them because she requires worship and teenagers are selfish little fucks.

Anonymous said...

8:35 ^

You are soooo right about the brAngeloonies at Just Jared LOL !

If Brad leaves their Saint Angelina , the loons at JJ will have him killed LOL !

Anonymous said...

she has wrinkly rings on her neck .. ugh i hate that .. looks like an ostrich. why do so many ppl have that ... UGH .. drives me up the wall ...

Anonymous said...

Great 3:37. Now I have to get plastic surgery for a few neck wrinkles?? Can't wait till you age a little bit. Then we'll see what an eyesore YOU are. hehe. At least TRY to make an intelligent comment here, would you?

Anonymous said...

3:53 who the hell are you to tell someone what comments are appropriate. Any comment about the skank Angelina is completely welcomed.

Anonymous said...

^ And I quote: "why do so many PPL have that ... UGH .. drives me up the wall ..."

"PPL" includes more than Angelina I presume and her neck wrinkles are next to nothing! Fire away!

Who am I? A human being.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for those two to be over with so I can sit back and enjoy the separation fallout. You just know this isn't going to be a peaceful breakaway. We'll get to hear about what we've known all along, that the skankbot's a psycho mastermind and Pitt's a pussy-ass control freak. Ooooh it's gonna be good. Get your popcorn ready.

Anonymous said...

Lake Mohawk is a creepy place... my sister's best-friend's family rented a house there a couple of years ago, and she said a lot of supernatural stuff happened. I wouldn't go there if you paid me!!!

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