Bill Murray - Just Another Drunk-Ass Slut

Over-the-hill funny-man Bill Murray has done the sort of thing one expects over-the-hill funny-men to do - get arrested for driving a golf-cart drunk around the middle of Stockholm. Swedish police say Murray was tooling about at a low rate of speed in the cart when he was pulled over, and that the smell of alcohol was plainly evident on his breath. He refused to take a breathalyzer so the police blood tested him, and now it will take 14 days to get the results back. The comedic actor, best known for his work in Caddyshack and Scrooged, has signed a document admitting to being inebriated while operating the golf-cart, and has agreed to let a police officer plead guilty for him should the case make it to court.

What exactly is the punishment for operating an electric vehicle in Sweden while under the influence of cheap liquor? Maybe the Swedes will get creative. Perhaps they'll sentence Murray to relive the same day over and over - a day which includes being woken up by a Sonny & Cher song on the radio, getting splashed by the same car and not being able to get Andie MacDowell into the sack. Or maybe they'll make Murray don an unlicensed positron collider and bust ghosts. Or they could send him to boot camp where he gets on the bad side of a grouchy drill sergeant played by the late Warren Oates. Or perhaps they could dispatch him on a mission to kill a shark who ate his fellow oceanographer. The possibilities are endless and largely stupid.

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