Avril Lavigne has taken her act to China. The Chinese are trying to kill us with lead-tainted baby bibs and rat poison-laden dog food, but of course they love Avril because she's Canadian. Or maybe they're just all so repressed there that even this scraggly piece of tail makes them horny as fuck. I wonder if China has their own version of Perez Hilton. Some ching-chongy bastard who draws shit on pictures, and talks sub-literate crap about people thinking it's hysterical. Avril's probably over there right now begging the chink Perez to be nice to her. I hope slanty-Perez bitch-slaps her, then calls the secret police to haul her scrawny butt away to some chain-gang or whatever the hell they have over there. China and Avril deserve each other, if you ask me.
Avril In China
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 5:27 PM
Labels: Avril Lavigne
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She's not looking all that scrawny to me, Crabs. I think married life has made her complacent. I predict her marriage will last two years tops. She's way too much of a narcissistic brat to be able to keep an marriage going.
Crabbie, you racist dipshit.
Loose the slurs.
@ Victor:
Did you mean "lose" the slurs...?
She has a hollow, soulless smile. Aren't the Chinese supposed to be good at spotting people who are dead on the inside? If all those kung-fu movies I watched are to be believed, then they definitely are.
China is trying to kill us. Maybe they'll do her in. I can hope.
Curious about you, Crabbie_
So is OK then to say spic, nigger, honky (is that what you are?), wop - etc? Or do just like to say chink?
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