Scarlett Johansson is in Barcelona filming a new movie with Woody Allen. The Woodman says this one, which is without a title as yet, is to be a "love-letter" to the Spanish city. Come on Wood - everyone knows that all your movies are now love-letters to Scarlett Johansson. Those big titties of hers make your little Jewish pecker pop up faster than Mariah Carey when someone says "free buffet." Really, it's lovely - the way you dote on Scarlett. It's almost as if she were your own adopted daughter.
Woody And His Muse
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 1:33 PM
Labels: Scarlett Johansson, Woody Allen
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"Jewish pecker"........that is hysterically funny...
:-) :-) :-)
That jean jacket... those dark eyebrows that starkly contrast the frizzy, bleached hair...
Is this the 80's? Crop Woody out of it, and it makes me feel kind of nostalgic, to be honest.
This will be the third unsuccesful movie these two have done togeter. He should just fuck her and stop waisting money making these films. I will admit Match Point was good, except for Scarlett.
Woody Allen is the quintessential dirty old man--a dirty LITTLE old man. The worst kind. He's made a goddamned living out of being perverted, neurotic, and mentally ill. I don't know how any young woman can be around him without her skin crawling, but these starlets just prove themselves to be whores in more ways than one. They know he's lusting after them and jerking his stunted little organ every chance he gets to their image . How can they stand it???? They're stupid and clueless, that's how.
11:33 I agree with you totally. Scarlet is an ugly whore who gets off on this perv lusting after her. Anyone that admires her boobs she thinks is a genius. Woodie lost it years ago. The man has made a decent film in years.
11:33 AM - you sum up my thoughts exactly. Great post....
But there is one thing I'd like to add. There is a bonus concerning Woody's lust for Scarlett. Woody's wife, Soon Yi Previn, has got to be aware of his attraction to Scarlett. And I hope she is writhing like a worm in hot ashes with worry over it. What Soon Yi did to Mia Farrow, her adoptive mom was really fucked. She was 19 and screwing around with her adoptive mom's long time live-in love, Woody. Soon Yi was plenty old enough to be well aware of the devastation she would ultimately cause the woman who gave her a home in this country, love and mothering. So I hope that Woody Allen continues being the dirty little old man we all know him to be. And I hope that little bitch he's married to spends lots of nights crying in her pillow over it. Karma is a wonderful thing...
^^ Hear, hear!!
You gotta love Karma! Thinking of Soon Yi jealous and obsessing over Scarlett's breast does give me a happy.
Wow, yeah I totally agree. Bitch should suffer for what she did to Mia. Like one of the most ickiest things I hav ever heard.
i was in barcelona, they are staying at the hotel de arts (i ate breakfast next to mrs. allen 2 days in a row) and went to a resturant on the beach called El Beasteal (meaning the beast)
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