Watts Drops Bundle Of Pooping Joy

Naomi Watts gave birth early Thursday morning according to Life & Style. Liev Schreiber was so happy he squealed and danced around like a drunk leprechaun. The sex of the child is being withheld, apparently for national security reasons. Naomi is expected to be in the hospital for maybe a day before she goes back to work. Liev will be nursing the baby, unless Maggie Gyllenhaal would like to take it to bus-stop somewhere and whip out her fug-juice squirting titty.

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