Suri thinks something is funny. Maybe the fact that her mommy looks like Bono during his wacky Fly-man phase? Maybe the fact that her daddy's pee-pee is about the same size as the nipple on her bottle?
Katie looks like a very stylishly-dressed movie villainess, some icy-cold chick from a former Soviet bloc nation. Maybe she's wrangling for a part in the next Jason Bourne movie. Suri could be her sidekick. All that shit's gonna come to a screeching halt if Suri drips milk on mommy's Prada bag though.
One of these days Suri's going to start getting those little intuitive flashes - the ones that say, "My life is not quite normal." Hopefully she'll never figure out that her daddy's only using her to improve his image. Damn, that's gonna be some therapy bill.
Monday, July 16, 2007