Diabolical TV host Rachael Ray is said to be "going through a messy breakup" with her husband of two years, John Cusimano. Insiders say Rachael's mom Elsa has been in New York helping Rachael look for a new apartment - not a great sign. However, according to Rachael's rep, all is well in the Ray/Cusimano marriage:
Rachael and John are happier than ever and have been in the Hamptons since Tuesday enjoying the holiday week with friends. Rachael's mom, Elsa, is upstate at the family cabin. There is no truth to reports they are about to get divorced.
Something's fishy. First of all, no one on earth could possibly enjoy spending a week with Rachael Ray. Five minutes with the bitch would be enough to turn someone into a stark raving lunatic - which is what this Cusimano character must be to have ever married her. Second of all, I'm pretty sure Rachael doesn't have a mom named Elsa. I'm almost positive Rachael's mom was named Ruth, and that she was burned as a witch several centuries ago. That's the sort of thing that happens when you bring a demon into the world.
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5 comments:
Got sompin' against witches Melvin? Hmm.
She's not a demon or a witch. She's an obnoxious little troll who belongs under a bridge somewhere luring small children into her stew pot. She has got to have some form of dwarfism running though her veins. Thank god they haven't created an little baby trolls.
She's never home. She has no consideration for any other human being on earth unless they further her bottomless pit of ambition. In fact she even neglects her dog by her own admission. But isn't she oh-so-cute in her malignant narcissism?
She drinks TEN cups of coffee a day. That's only what she admits too. She probably loses count after ten. Who could live with such a caffeine strung out basket case?
She has ex-boyfriends who she cheated on, coming out of the woodwork. The stories all seem to be the same, Rachael sleeping around with anything with a front zipper. A few commented that she must not be able to have children since she never used BC and apparantly wasn't concerned about getting knocked up. So there is a God, no RR spawn in the works.
It is rumored that her husband started cheating on her even before they tied the knot. Sounds like a match made in heaven. Of course, all my sources are tabloids, but wtf? It's got to be more truthful then the crap they are trying to feed the media about being happily married. Right?
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