What is the matter with Posh's leg?
A. She didn't pull her fake skin tight enough over her robot skeleton.
B. She's 900 years old and in dire need of virgin blood injections.
C. Her body is starting to reject the leg she had grafted on after Scary pulled the other one off in a horrible cat-fight.
D. She's actually Joan Rivers in a Posh mask.
E. Nothing's the matter with it - that is damn sexy.
Posh Has Leg Issues
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 5:01 PM
Labels: Victoria Beckham
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Sorry Crabbie, but I think this is photoshopped. Without much skill, too.
Crabbie, love you, love your site, adore your spot-on comments. But dahlink, I know you know photoshop when you see it. The thing is, photoshop is a dream come true for giving a little slap of commeupance to Posh and her submissive pretty little slave Beckette. Welcome to the USA, where we delight in new chewtoys. I'm practically bursting with anticipation waiting for her to give permission to Beckette to hang out with Bradette.
Yep. Photoshopped and loving it. The US celebrity blogs play rough, and I am sure this is only the begining for Ms. Plastique.
I hope her husband has a good season because she is going to need his popularity by proxy to win over the locals in LA. -Hanging around Tom and Katie isn't going to be much help in this area either!
625 anonymous
I'm with you. It's only just begun and Crabbie gives us front row tickets. "Ms. Plastique" -- love it, very funny. Gives a touch of the elegant to a first-class insult. I'm glad they've willingly added themselves to the Arena of the Damned. It'll be fun watching them squirm through their self-important posturing. Let's stock up on popcorn and enjoy watching the show.
^ Sit back and pass the popcorn Cat, this looks like it is going to be good!
Definitely photoshopped-- what is the deal with the immense hatred of these two?? They seem alright to me. If you're gonna hate some English assholes, how about that skanky Jordan and her closet homo husband? That's nouveau riche trash if I ever saw it.
7:56 Anonymous
You got it. Oh lawdy, I can't wait for them to start appearing on televised awards show so I can dress to the nines, sit there eating and cackle back to the TV set.
7:59 Anonymous
No one hates them, at least I don't and no comments I've seen from anyone else indicate that. It's plain fun and wholeheartedly within decency parameters to diss people who willingly put themselves into the publicity machine and live their lives as if they are really, really important. They beg for it. They're fair game. They're lunatics and frankly I'm glad for it because I'm easily amused.
I don't hate Posh Beckham either. I think 'amused by' is the catch phrase. She has always appeared to be an android, and rarely smiles in public. She is chronicly over-dressed, & her bolted on breasts are a joke.
Her nips are perpetually protruding out like pencil erasers given her "classy" dress preferences. She and Becks have celebrity status in the UK, but her attempt at 'winning the US' is failing comicly so. She is friends with Tom and Katie (that makes her and Becks a bit odd already) and she bashed the local celebs for looking sloppy, and crappy (they do) and pledged to 'teach them' her fashion tips.
I don't know about you, but having any new kid at school lecturing everyone about how they should dress, and coming off like they are better then everyone else is NOT the way to win friends. I am just sitting back and enjoying the drama as it is playing out. The Posh Pout is not going to be her ticket to fame over her. Her husband- possibly so.
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p314/bloggedjaime/victoria-beckham-legs-01.jpg
does this look like a woman with cellulite?
Yeah, photoshopped.
Anyways, getting back to the my fave celeb targets:
http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSN1939302020070719
Brangelina fighting over everything including soy milk - reported in Reuters of all places.
9:15 Anonymous
Great analysis.
11:00 Anonymous
Me too, me too. Crabbie's commentary, especially on these two, is the reason this is my favorite gossip blog rest stop. No one plays out their lives with such target rich material as these two astonishingly self-absorbed spawn of satan.
>>No one plays out their lives with such target rich material as these two astonishingly self-absorbed spawn of satan...<<
... With the exception of Paris Hilton!
I had always dismissed them as vapid, self-involved opportunistic fame whores, who served no real purpose. So, I decided to watch the rebroadcasting of her welcome to America show. It was absolutely funny and she knows that she is considered an alien joke and she has an amazing sense of humor about it. They fall into the category of people you can't shame. By the way, my opening sentence is still the way I feel about them.
OMG! Are you kidding me...www.thesuperifical.com shows the real pics- OBVIOUSLY this is very, very photoshopped; bad job too!
2:48 Anonymous
Yeah, you're right, Paris is satan's spawn number 1. I try hard to ignore her but it's futile; the girl keeps popping up like a bad highway road sign, spreading her blight everywhere. She reminds me of Chucky. I think she probably popped out of her mother posing.
Kate Moss has the same legs.
Comes from heavy smoking, no exercise & pregnancy.
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