Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria at last night's David Beckham debut game. Vicky and Eva have a lot in common now. They're both married to pro athletes, for one. And they both have incredibly unnatural skintones. And they both despise Teri Hatcher with all their heart and soul...
"Clap clap clap. All I do is clap. And jump up and down so all the pervs can look at my boobs. This is a major drag. Did you hear what I said? Major drag. Hello? Anyone? That's my word - you're supposed to cheer now. Oh sod the lot of you..."
Posh And Eva
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 9:47 AM
Labels: Eva Longoria, Victoria Beckham
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unnatural skin tones is right.
Eva Longoria is very petite. Posh is very petite too, but look at the difference in the sunglasses. I wonder where Posh gets those huge Elton John sized sunglasses. She would'nt look nearly as bizzare if she wore normal sunglasses. These make her look like an insect, or an alien.
One other big difference anon 3:59: looking at Posh makes me hungry; looking at Eva Longoria makes me want to throw up. I better not look at them in that order or I will develop a serious case of bulimia.
I can see why your dog goes wee-wee on itself looking at.. this??
Big-ass sunglasses. Fat-ass lips. Boney-ass figure. What a fucking TURNOFF.. You couldn't PAY ME to have sex with.. her. Spends who knows how much time in the tanning bed(s). That shit causes cancer, you know..
S-TDL
The whole blonde thing with Poshy just does not work...at all.
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