Lohan's New Conquest - The Mindfreak

Lindsay Lohan has gone where many skanks including Cameron Diaz have gone before - into the realm of the Mindfreak. Yup, Lohan bagged Criss Angel - at least that's what we're going to assume after seeing these pictures of the two of them in Vegas over the weekend. A pretty safe assumption given that I don't think either one of them has ever experienced an impulse they didn't follow through on.



Look closely and you will see the alcohol-monitoring bracelet Lindsay has opted to wear to help her stay sober now that she's officially exited rehab. It seems like a responsible move on the surface - then we realize that this is Lindsay Lohan and the bracelet is probably fake, just another ploy like the water bottles to make us think she's not back on the sauce. You're so clever Lindsay - but you don't fool Crabbie. Once a drunken ho, always a drunken ho. Right Courtney?




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