Lindsay Lohan was arrested in the wee hours of the morning Tuesday in Santa Monica and charged with a laundry-list of offenses: possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a correctional facility (that sounds bad) and driving on a suspended license. Her blood alcohol level was reported to be between .12 and .13. Unlike Lindsay's last arrest, when the cocaine was found in her vehicle, leaving some dispute as to who was responsible for putting it there, the drugs this time were found in Lindsay's pants pocket. Maybe she was framed by her alcohol-monitoring bracelet? Police say she was uncooperative at the scene, but once they got her to jail she calmed down and did what was asked. She has since been released from jail on $25,000 bond. It's also come out that, at the time she was pulled over, Lohan was chasing someone in her Denali. Um - is there any possible way to make sure this bitch doesn't drive now? Like, oh I don't know, throw her in fucking jail? Before someone gets killed? Huh California "authorities?" Or shall we just go on trusting her to be a good girl?
By the way, TMZ has come to the brilliant conclusion that Lindsay's alcohol bracelet may have been fake. That's the sort of in-depth investigative journalism we've come to expect from Harvey's juggernaut. I can't wait until they post the drawing Lindsay sends them from jail.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007