Britney's once-ubiquitous buddy Cousin Alli has been notably absent from Britney's life lately. At first, it was rumored that the two were fighting - then Britney showed up at Alli's birthday party, putting those stories to rest. So why the hell did Alli stop going everywhere with Britney? It appears the mystery has been solved. According to X17, Cousin Alli hasn't had a lot of time to hang out with Britney lately - because she's been busy recording her own album.
Cousin Alli, real name Alli Sims, is going to be a pop-star just like Britney. She's even got a website, AlliSims.com (there's nothing on there yet except the above pic and a "check back soon" message). Apparently Britney is cool with all this - but will she still be cool when Alli's record comes out, and it's way better than anything Britney herself has ever done? Let's face it - Alli doesn't have far to go to be the best singer in that particular family. Her queefs probably sound better than most of Britney's computerized vocalizing. Probably, when Alli's career takes off, Britney will become insanely jealous and write a mean poem where she says she doesn't have a cousin anymore, and hand it to Alli who will appear shocked. Then Britney will write Alli out of her will, and give an interview to OK! Magazine about how everyone in her life is just using her.
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(To the Alli pervert who occasionally posts here - guess you're just about over the rainbow with happiness, huh? Gonna be lots of Alli pics now - hopefully, they will be better than that photoshopped monstrosity on her website though.)
Cousin Alli - Pop-Star?
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 12:29 PM
Labels: Alli Sims, Britney Spears
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Hey, I am not posting 'occasionally' here, but almost every day. Sometimes even more than once! Please, I am not only a pervert, I am also a loyal pervert!
And, yes, I am happy. But my current happiness is nothing compared with the potential happyness would there be an Alli-porn tape.
;)
But back ontopic. As long as Alli does not talk about chewing toe nails, transports childs on her lap while driving or uses public bathrooms bare feet, she shouldn't have any problem topping Britney.
They only question which remains: how much of the Spears-trailer-trash runs through her veins?
I like her dress. The necklace is over the top though. It reminds me of the Giraffe Women of Thailand. The ones that stretch their necks by adding more brass rings until their necks are stretched almost two feet. If they are banished from the tribe, they remove the coils and they die because they have no neck support. Ok, this is a hijacked thread, but I swear I saw this on National Geographic many years ago. Anyway, my point was, the necklace to too wide.......
She looks like she has lost twenty pounds, she looked to be around the same size as Britney in earlier photos. Either that, or she is photo shopped out the wazoo. She is also wearing a ton of makeup, and spray on tan. I'm not bashing, I'm just commenting that she is being heavily marketed. How old is she anyway? 17?
First Britney, then Jamie Lynn, now cousin Alli. All of them with marginal talent at best. I don't know about you but I could do without another 'pop star' from the trailer park. Genes run deep my friend.
If she and Britney are best friends that says enough right there!
Sorry, but she better have a phenomenal voice, because she judt doesn't have IT. She looks like a girl you'd see at any Alabama Wal-Mart. She's cute, but she's definitely got the old trailer trash running through her veins. Hell, Britney's cousin??? Didn't they learn from her hideous younger sister?? At least Britney was hot at one point. Perverted poster aside, Alli is NOT.
>She looks like a girl you'd see at any Alabama Wal-Mart
what is wrong with that?
Some people like that 'girl next door' look.
Besides, isn't she from Lousiana?
Hm, it does not matter - she is way hotter than 80% of the girls 'here'.
-The Alli-pervert.
What's wrong with that is what most people refuse to admit to themselves-- we want our stars to be above average-- hence the term "star". She just isn't. Unless they are inordinately talented, please spare me all of the plain janes that are being foisted on us out of sheer PC madness or out of control nepotism. I no more want to see her on my TV than I want to see another Simpson, Duff or Lohan sibling/relative. Being related to a star oesn't give you an automatic right to a career. Frank Stallone, anyone???
I am wondering how long it will be before she turns into a money-pissing away party animal like Brittany Spears?? Miniskirts with no panties.. Drunken in public. Shave her head? GI Jane, anyone? I liked the 'Spears Trailer Trash' comment - good one!
Kinda like that old English Lit story we had to read in high school - "The Taming Of The Shrew" LOL.......
S-TDL
Anonymous 11:04, you are wrong. Utterly, completly wrong.
Ask a scientists who researchs about 'beauty'. Any scientists in that area will be good. They will tell you all the same thing:
the more average a face, the more beautifull.
Ever looked at Marilyn without makeup and h202 hair? Before her chin 'correction'? Totally average.
We want our stars average! As average as possible!
I am sick of fake books, noses, chins and lips. I can't stand that crap anymore. I want real faces, not plastic crap!
So give me Alli, and keep your Cher or Madonna or Angelina or any other fake ass Hollywood bitch.
A plastic face is not the same thing as a beautiful face. Look at Keira Knightley for example. The girl is absolutely stunning and as far as I know she is completely natural. (And yes, she does need to gain weight but that is beside the point) Now to me she is beautiful and far from average.
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