Courtney Love Needs A Hug (And A Bag To Wear Over That Thing She Calls A Head)

Incoherent rocker Courtney Love is not happy with the way her face has turned out after about six-thousand plastic surgeries. Here's what Courtney had to say about the current state of her mug, and her plans for fixing it, on her MySpace page:

...my mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr, hes nit a cosmetic surgeon he just fixes bad surgery and also cleft palates and serious shit its nbot really vanity hes conservtive, wich we like, and this really isnt znyones business but im hating that id di that to my mouth back in the day and he didnt really take out enough the first time around i just wnt the mouth god gave me back, it was perfectly cute.

That is word-for-word from Courtney's posting. And you thought Lindsay Lohan wrote some sub-literate, rambling bullshit. Lindsay's got nothing on Courtney. I'm not actually sure that's English Courtney is writing there, in fact. It may be Inuit or Martian or perhaps the language the writers of Hollywood comedies use. From what I can tell, it seems Courtney plans on visiting some doctor in France who's going to fix her lips. This doctor normally treats kids with cleft palates. Those poor kids are congenitally deformed, but Courtney deformed herself deliberately. Because she's an idiot. And it seems she really enjoys ruining people's faces. She ruined her own with plastic surgery - and before that she ruined Kurt Cobain's with a shotgun.

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