Britney's Dressed For A Sexy, Sexy Funeral

Friday, July 20, 2007



Britney Spears is photographed on a shoot for her new video "Get Back." Awesome boots Brit - or at least they were when Gene Simmons wore them back in 1977. Just love the whole Black Widow thing - it's so beautifully trite.

By the way, if you want to hear the first 20 seconds or so of "Get Back," just play this:



No, I don't know why it sounds like Pac-Man.



Britney brought her new puppy to the shoot. It looks...thrilled.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

We KNEW Britney was acting as her own stylist. Now we know she is masterminding (tongue in cheek) her 'comeback' as her own manager, and publicist. I also read she choreographed all of her dance moves, and wrote this video.

Judging from the look of her, (a prostitute, widow?) and the sickening clip of the music, she is definitely heading for a huge disaster.

The 70's 'pac man' sounds, and the recycled 90's Britney Spears pop sound is SO over. She is not the same girl, this is pathetic bubble gum music at best, and she no longer has the body to wear an outfit like this anymore. Before anyone gets up in arms about her having two kids and still looking good for that, this is the entertainment industry. Her marketablity is not her voice, but her image, and looks, and she no longer has either one. Sadly, she is in such a case of denial that she will have to fail on a industrial level before she understands that. Unfortunately since she has no other input but her own, no one can give her any productive advice.

She does look great for a middle aged mom of three dressed up for a Holloween party. But what a joke this is.

Anonymous said...

Because of your Pac Man comment I burst out laughing when I played the clip. I don't think I would ever be able to listen to that entire song without laughing hysterically.

Anonymous said...

"Fat Back" is going to be a huge joke. It makes Poppa Zoa sounds good.

Anonymous said...

Music video?? does she even have a finished album? is she going to try to promote just this one song? i guess she can lip synch to this one as well as any other.

Anonymous said...

1:59, you beat me to the punch. She seems to have taken a page out of her ex-husband's book, and figures that irritating, "hot" techno loops that sound terrible and never fucking end are the ONLY WAY TUH GO.

Christ, she sucked majorly when she was a pop star. What she wants to become now... Good Lord, I don't even know. A robot?

Anonymous said...

If clothes reflect the person, she's in serious trouble. She needs to go somewhere alone (if possible) and do some serious soul searching. What a mess.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it amazing what Photoshop can do with really shitty vocals, too???

Catherine said...

Brit, honey, be quiet, go away and salvage your life. Oh, and hand over the little dog to me so I can give it a decent home.

Anonymous said...

5:40
She needs to go somewhere alone (if possible) and do some serious soul searching.

if you mean with soul searching 'put a gun on her head and pull the trigger' who are right.

Anonymous said...

As shitastic as this song sounds.....I don't want to imagine this cow dancing to it in a video.

The horror!

Anonymous said...

omg what a train wreck!
1:50 PM-i agree mate