Britney Spears has sent a handwritten letter of apology to X17 over the famed incident earlier this year in which she went completely bananas and attacked one of their photographers with an umbrella. Seems like a nice gesture on Britney's behalf - or it does until you actually read the letter. Here is the text of said missive:
Dear X17,
I want to apologize for the past incedent [sic] with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly [sic] I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got alil [sic] carried away with my role!
Britney
What prompted Britney to send this letter anyway - a sudden bout of remorse over her crazy outburst or the desire to take a sarcastic dig at Kevin Federline through the press? I don't know. All I'm sure of is that Brit needs to leave such matters up to her publicists in the future. Let them speak for her, instead of trying to be cute. She only makes herself seem even more stupid and lame.
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9 comments:
She's an IDIOT!
That makes no sense, she's retarded. She's just fucking retarded.
Doesn't she have a myspacepage from where she can pick fights with people or something? That would be much more entertaining then these silly notes.
The most annoying thing is probably that she think's she's sooooo witty and smart. While in reality she's just bitter and retarded. Ugh.
I'm also starting to become convinced that if she goes down to this level (notes to mom, notes to the paps) & if she plays it out in such a childish way, that she probably trolls gossip-sites as well to see what people write about her. She obviously wants to influence what people think of her/show HER (retarded) side of the story.
I'm getting scared. *shudder* She might be watching, lol.
Her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, put her on "hiatus," remember? Brit has no work projects online to justify any professional publicity, so she's on her own for her skanky little personal crap.
That joke doesn't make any goddamn sense. Is she referring to the umbrella and Kevin Federline switching places, or the SUV, which she was hitting with the umbrella? I saw your little essay on "Medea" from the 8th grade, Britney. Don't try your hand at wit until you can form sentences that aren't horribly fragmented, mangled trainwrecks of pretend-coherence.
Fuck. I can't believe this cunt's thought processes -- mauled and incomprehensible though they may be -- actually see the light of day sometimes, considering that they have to filter through a very thick membrane of retardation.
I once read that some car manufacturer from Japan did not built a plant in a redneck state because of the high amount of illiterates and idiots there - it was too expensive to train them. So they built it in Canada.
After seeing this 'note' from Britney, I start to believe that story.
If I made so many errors in my 6th grade english classes (started with english in 5th grade) I would have failed....
The funny thing about that letter is that she probably wrote it thinking 'its genius'. Seems like each time those flashing celebs got a pen in their hand they're diagnosed with trisomy 21.
Edward, please be nice,ok?
My sister worked with that little idiots - and they are way smarter than Britney.
HAHAHAHAHAH at Britney's asinine attempt at excusing her mental meltdown. Talk about an insitutional level of denial here! Did she read Janet Jackson's pathetic attempt at explaining her 80 lb weight gain as her "gaining the weight for a secret movie role that never transpired" and try to copy this laughable ruse?
This must be the patented retarded celebrity excuse to explain away anything that they feel will make them look bad in the public eye.
Think of the wide spread use it could be applied to, drug use, alcoholism, wife beating, rape, homocide, theft, the list just goes on, and on.
Britney's just sounds the most stupid. And, if she was just "into a character role" and 'not herself', then she why did she sue a radio show for using the above picture in an ad? And yes, she probably thinks she is pulling one over on everyone.
What a frightenly ignorant cunt she is~ She is truly a special needs person in tragic need of supervision.
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