Britney Spears threw some nice Sunday duds on the kiddies and hauled them off to church. So let's see - mommy's in all the tabloids flashing her poon and attacking photographers, but that's okay because Jesus still loves her. Oh yeah - these little buggers ain't gonna grow up confused at all.
That scruffy dude who's supposed to be Britney's bodyguard (wink wink) got the privilege of carrying...I can't tell Britney's kids apart anymore. Well, one of them's crying. Unless that isn't Britney's kid. It's possible she just pointed to some random kid and said "That's close enough" and the guy picked him up. If you live in the Los Angeles area and you're missing a kid...
There isn't a really good picture of Britney's outfit - this is about as clear as it gets. Crabbie hasn't been to church in several decades so he has no idea if this is proper attire anymore or not. People could be going to church butt-naked and Crabbie would be none the wiser. Actually, if people were going to church butt-naked, Crabbie might just decide to give Christianity a whirl. Seriously - I think that's what Christianity needs. More nudity. And orgies. And butt-plugs. Lots more butt-plugs...
Britney Goes To Church With Kids. Church Manages To Not Burst Into Flames.
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 8:08 PM
Labels: Britney Spears
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Britney looks like a Harper Valley PTA slut/mom. Her cro-magnon body guard/boyfriend looks like a child abductor.
This must be her retaliation to Madonna's criticism about her not keeping up with her Kabbalah studies. It's Jesus Forever baby!!
Besides, she can always short the offering plate, unlike the money grubbing Kabbalah sect that probably expects donations in the thousands. It's interesting to see her with her kids, a rare siting- like the Ivory Billed Woodpecker.
Obviously, the kids looked thrilled to be with her too.
^ Can you blame them? The one that's crying is thinking "who the fuck are these people?! I've never seen them before in my life!" and the other one just up and passed out from sheer terror. Don't worry, kids, this is just a photo opportunity. You won't have to actually spend time with your mom again for another three months or so.
I'm always so happy when I come here.
"That scruffy dude?"
Hey, don't you recognize Ric Ocasek when you see him?
;)
What a shameful manipulation. All of a sudden she hits a church and we're supposed to believe she's sincere? Ugh. Digusting.
If I'm not mistaken, I saw her wearing the same outfit while she was taking the kids out of a pond(?) pool(?) at her house. There's no mistaking the Betty Rubble-ish look of it.
Why it must be her swimmin'/church-goin' outfit.
Why it must be her swimmin'/church-goin' outfit.
3:33 PM
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rotfl! Yep, that's right, fer swimmin in the Cee-ment pond!
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