It's been suggested that Victoria and David Beckham's boys aren't really normal biological children but clones - and looking at this picture, I would tend to agree with that theory. I think some mad scientist took some of David's primo DNA and implanted it into an egg, or however they do that shit, and just made three exact copies of him. Because think about it - since Poshy doesn't have a vagina, how could she possibly become impregnated and then give birth? Only normal females give birth, not mutant freak-job quasi-females with the bodies of 12-year-old boys (except for the unnaturally enormous breasts). No, I think some crazy guy just wanted to create a whole army of little Aryan supermen who would one day form the world's greatest soccer team. Poshy is just their babysitter really. Their incredibly uncomfortable-looking babysitter.
Attack Of The Clones
Monday, July 30, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 12:05 PM
Labels: David Beckham, Victoria Beckham
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Your comments are hilarious and they say more about what kind of man David is. I don't get how someone could be involved with an artificial thing like Posh. I wanted to call her a woman but you can't. I once wasted a week a my life reading an Alice Walker book, and one of the female characters refered to herself as a female impersonator. That's what Posh is a female impersonator. A woman who has to pretend to be female because she has no idea what a woman is.
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