At first I thought someone had pranked Sarah Jessica Parker by throwing a dress on a plastic Halloween skeleton and propping it up next to her - but no, that's actually Renee Zellweger. I think the look on Sarah Jessica's face says it all, doesn't it? "Get this freak away from me please. Oh my God - she's touching me."
Renee, sweetheart - we love you. All right that's an exaggeration. We like you - kinda. Anyway we have a basic human sympathy for you, and this makes us wish you would get some help for your little problem. You know, the one that makes your collarbones look like they're about to pop through your skin? Yeah - not sexy. Even people who have a weird fetish for anos are sicking themselves right now. Seriously Renee - you're gross. Go to a clinic or whatever you have to do. Just get help honey. Cause we don't want to have to look at you. You make us sad.
Someone Help Renee Zellweger - Now
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 1:33 PM
Labels: Renee Zellweger, Sarah Jessica Parker
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Renee = ugly and skinny
Sarah = ugly and skinny
both in one picture: an event horizon of ugliness.
I am sure the photographer died a horrible death after taking it.
she should have kept the bridget jones look up and ran with it
What do you call a group of ugly women?
herd of pigs?
gaggle of goofballs?
brace of be-otches?
Honestly, there are some aspects of american culture (sic) I'll never understand. How these two fugly broads manage to remain employed is beyond me.
I hate to say it but the image of RZ looks altered, like a cut-and-paste of her head.
If it's not tho, that is very scary :(
My little pony face parker and squint eye. Honestly, I don't see why these two have film careers. SJP is the reason I have never watched an episode of Sex in the City.
danny, there are fugly people all over the world, it's not just an american problem. you are probably one of them. grow up and deal with it.
and as far as that photo, when your diminuitive figure makes sarah jessica pony look fat, it's time to check into the clinic and get some help.
Yeah, well I have to confess the Renee, and Sarah do have some relative talent. Sarah certainly did not get a break due to her good looks, which have always been quirky, but more for her usual appearance and a soft talent for light comedy.
Renee actually has range as an actress. But starving herself to bobbleheadedness shows a really insecurity about herself. Poor Renee always seems to reinvent herself to please the current man in her life, but this look is just dreadful. And what are those knobs on the tops of her shoulders? nOt attractive.
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