Lindsay Lohan has troubles in her life, chief among them being the fact that she's surrounded by parasitic assholes and fake friends. Like Samantha Ronson, the DJ Lindsay has been romantically linked to in recent months. Could it be that Samantha's feelings for Lindsay are not entirely sincere? It appears so. Celebrity Babylon reports that Ronson, far from being a real friend of Lindsay's, has in fact signed a deal with a photo agency to help them get pictures of Lohan - and it was while acting in her capacity as paid traitor that Ronson took an unnecessary turn into a gas station, stopping long enough for the photogs to get the now-infamous snaps of Lohan passed out in the front of Ronson's car. It has also been revealed that Ronson was responsible for the cocaine that was found in Lindsay's vehicle the night of her crash. Said a source:
There were three of them crammed into the Mercedes sports car and Samantha was the one that had the cocaine with her. Lindsay later questioned her about leaving it in the car for the cops to find and Samantha blew her off.
Of course Samantha blew her off - because Samantha is a sniveling little weasel, who doesn't care enough about Lohan to bother giving her an explanation for anything. Sadly, Lindsay probably still considers Ronson her friend. She clearly lacks the maturity to be able to see through someone like Ronson, who to Crabbie's admittedly jaundiced eyes looks like a pure soulless hustler. Lindsay would do well to eject folks like Ronson from her sphere altogether - but she is obviously a deeply insecure person who requires the endless fawning of sycophants and enablers in order to get through life.
This Ronson individual - the more one thinks about her, the more vile one's image of her becomes. Of course, it's enough that she sold Lohan out to the paps for a few bucks, and clearly uses her connection to Lindsay to get publicity for herself and her absurd career - but Ronson, I suspect, has gone further than this. It seems to me that, if Ronson would sign a deal with a photo agency to help them get pictures of Lindsay passed out in a car, it would not require a huge speculative leap to propose that Ronson would also deliberately try to make Lohan pass out, thereby rendering her vulnerable. Might Ronson herself not be almost literally pouring the liquor down Lohan's throat, getting her as drunk as possible so the paps could get their money shot? I would not put it past her - there's very little I would put past her, in fact. I think this woman is evil and heartless, practically not even human. And Lohan, for all her notoriety, is still young and in some ways naive - but, sadly, the only person in her life who's in any position to teach her anything, her mother Dina, seems perfectly happy to leave her as she is, so long as Dina is getting her cut of whatever Lohan brings in. Again, the true villain in this is Dina, the one who put Lindsay in this position in the first place. Dina the stage-mom with her grotesque excuses and ridiculous contortionistic denials. It wouldn't shock me a bit to hear that Dina brokered the deal between Ronson and the photo agency. Nothing about these fiends would surprise me - except that one of them had been examined and found to have warm blood.
(source)
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When I saw these pics (the whole series), besides thinking that Lindsey looked as if she had died already, I remember I also thought it was kind of weird that there were so many incredibly clear shots of her. Including a few where the other girl, RonsonSchmonsonwhateverhernameis seems to be pulling away the hood so that her face is more visible.
Ugh... It DOES seem weird, eh?
If my friend was passed out & hounded by paps, I certainly wouldn't park right in front of them -they had to be very close for this kind of clear shots- and then hang around for a bit.
It might be untrue or just a PR-spin from Lindsey's camp to gather sympathy for her, but... Yeah, it does seem possible.
And the more I think about it, the more it disgusts me.
Oh please Lindsay herself is "parasitic assholes and fake friend" who takes advantage of anyone she can to get whatever she can out of them. She's reaping what she sowed. She deserves nothing less.
Lindsay has a well-documented history of treating other people--oftentimes people who considered her a friend--like dirt. Why should she deserve to be treated any better. It seems like that's how that whole crowd is--use others for whatever you can get from them....sleep with their boyfriend/girlfriend/recent-ex, steal their clothes, call in the tabs with lies about them, whatever...
Lindsay is certainly as bad, if not worse, than anyone she spends time with and doesn't deserve anyone's sympathy. Yeah she had shitty parents, well probably so did a lot of the rest of her crowd so she is in no better position for sympathy than anyone else. Esp considering that she has admitted to loving the attention she gets from the tabs/paparazzi and how much she uses them for constant attention, going out of her way to be photographed, posing constantly...well not all of the attention is going to be positive esp when someone behaves as horribly as she does.
BTW, Crabby I usually agree with you but this time I have no synmpathy for Lindsay and think she is getting exactly what she deserves in terms of friends. Of course she doesn't have a lot of real friends, she isn't one herself. It's like Joe Francis pittying himself in prison b/c none of his former "friends" are returning his calls. Those people are all just as fake as the next and would probably do the same thing that has been done to them. Lindsay would probably make herself out to be some self-sacrificing saint helping her poor misguided friend if this situation were reversed.
Okay sorry this is so long.
I agree 11:02. This seems more like an excuse that Lindsays camp came up with to explian away the coke in the car and make LL look like a victim.
Samantha could have covered her face, but yet, i never see any other celebrity "friend" covering another's face when the phtogs jump (think Cameron and Drew, both Stoned and fug). They are too busy trying to cover their own. And the best pic of all, is Blohan on her knees, hurling on the sidewalk, and Ronson was no where near her. the bouncers in THAT pic did nothing to help or protect her sloppy state either from photogs. Maybe Ronson did her favor by letting her be photographed like that. Ronson was apparently fed up with LiLo's out of control drug use anyway, thus the fight that led to the DUI. It's a nice Spin by Lilo's camp. lets see how accurate it is that the "coke was planted by Ronson" when LiLo's blood test work is revealed....
I read this just became sad for Lindsay. I don't fully blame Dina for the situation Lindsay is in. Lindsay needs to gather enough strength and wisdowm to decide at this point who are her "friends" and who are not. I learned that as a young girl.
Ronson has a hustle, as we all do!! Lindsay puts herself out there so Ronson is just cashing on it. Enabler, yeah, but it is ultimately up to Lindsay.
I agree with Virgo74 at some point Lindsay has to take responsibility for her life. She is a stupid little girl the Ronson girls and the Hilton girls were all on the NY party circuit as teenagers. Lindsay is a pathetic thing who wants to belong and be accepted by every click she encounters. However, that doesn't excuse Samantha, who probably did it because Lindsay hooked up with Calum Best. These people are all fame and money hungry.
Lindsay needs to grow up and stop admiring these people. She's such a sack of shit. Karl Lagerfeld made all these negative comments about her, yet, she's constantly sucking up to him. It's obvious these people look down on her.
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