Paris Hilton may be out of jail, but that doesn't mean she's free. L.A. County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore announced in a presser this morning that Paris will have to fulfill her commitment by serving 40 days of home detention, monitored by an ankle bracelet. The blonde dipshit will be forbidden to venture outside of a 3,000-4,000 square foot range, and cannot stay out of the house for longer than 30 minutes.
Hilton, reported Mr. Whitmore, was reassigned after "extensive consultation with medical professionals." The only "medical professional" known to have visited Hilton during her jail stay was a psychiatrist, which leads us to believe Paris is suffering from some mental disorder. Is being a raging slut now officially a psychiatric condition? More likely, Paris just feigned intense emotional distress, and this shrink used his dubious credentials to get her reassigned out of the jail. All those years of practice at being a spoiled, whining brat finally paid off for Paris in a big way, it looks like. Good for her.
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Paris Will Be Under House-Arrest
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 11:10 AM
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so she will be partying all day long at home.
Where is the punishment?
I am disgusted. As soon as someone has money, the laws can be ignored.
Her mental disorder is being a spoiled Effing brat who cannot tolerate not sleeping on Egyptian cotton and having diamond encrusted toilet paper to shove up her hoo ha whenever she takes a wee.
Something tells me that she'll be miraculously healed the second she steps foot in her home.
I'm not surprised... but I am, what a fucking joke! I'm speechless and disgusted.
California is like a box of cereal: get rid of all the fruits and nuts, and all that's left is a bunch of flakes.
Well, I guess Paris showed us how to do it "the right way"....fake and whine your way out of it. Nothing new in her agenda. I'm not surprised; simply even more disgusted by her than I was before.
Maybe the doctor was really a dentist there to fix her broken teeth.
BBABH
Will someone please BURN THAT HOUSE DOWN!
So everyone in jail-- who finds it unbearbable--has the right to be under house arrest instead? There might be three actual nut cases remaining in jail if that were the case.
That's it! I am now officially in favor of TOTAL ANARCHY! Fuck this bullshit! NUKE Beverly Hills!
Beyond the fact that everyone knows this was totally B.S. I think that this was an extremely poorly thought out move on the part of her attorney, and public relations representative.
She could have 'redeemed' her image (..a bit) by serving her time, and not whining about it. But NO, she has to pull strings, and fake her way out of the punishment that everyone thought showed (for almost the first time) that celebrities were NOT above the law.
This is s huge mistake on the part of the Beverly Hills judical system, and it will only further the conception that "money can buy your way out of anything." what a f***ing joke.
Her spoiled, ignorant, entitiled brat status is clearly not in danger of being shed any time soon.
I (almost) felt sorry for her for being publicly humiliated on the MTV show, but now I see that 'that' was actually the only real punishment she was going to get- unlike the rest of us who would be serving time in the slammer without the private room perks.
A funny thing I learned in my forensic psychology class... House arrest with ankle bracelets doesn't reduce the likelihood of reoffending. Mind you, jail isn't great either, but it's a lot more satisfying to imagine that wonky-eyed cunt trapped in a little cell than sitting at home getting stoned all day and posing at the windows for the paps.
...Can we petition to have them replace her tracking bracelet with one of those dog training bracelets? You know, the ones that shock the fuck out of the animal at the press of a button?
ATTENTION PLEASE! Sheriff Leroy (Lee) Baca is the shit-for-brains that signed off on Paris getting to go home. Here is the site to go to to e-mail a complaint.
http://www.lasd.org/contact_us/inquiry/GeneralInquiries.htm
Don't hold back you snarky bitches!
I fully intend on complaning to the LAPD! What a joke. I hope this sets a precedent for all of us who want to drive around drunk and cracked out with our suspended licenses! Keep complaning at http://pariswatch.wetpaint.com!
This whole thing was a joke. Although not having knowledge of the law does NOT make you excusable for breaking it, I personally believe she was stupid enough not to know better. Hell she didn't even know that London was in the UK.
Naomi Campbell repeatedly plummets her help, injuring some of them, and keeps doing it even after she had been charged with the exact same offense prior to the new charge and she gets a few days of sweeping floors.
Brandy's automobile accident killed a mother of two, and although she is truly regretful, and it was certainly an accident, she was exceeding the speed limit, and she did create the fatal accident that killed this woman, and she is walking around free.
Paris did not hurt anyone, and I wince while I say this, but I thought the 45 days in jail was a bit much, and most likely a publicity stunt for that local judge. This sentence with no prior convinctions, or arrests. It was a publicity thing for him.
So she serves just four days of it after having it reduced? Stupid, but at this point, the whole mess has become a circus. They could have taken away her drivers license for a year, and fined her, but the 45 days in jail was an over kill, and now it amounts to nothing- so what was accomplished in the end?
did anyone really believe that she would actually serve this?
Don't forget to call and give the LA sheriff's department hell over this!
(323) 526-5541
Congratulations Sheriff Leroy Baca! Everyone hates you now! YAY!
They are already getting hundreds of calls on this.
The only thing we can hope for is that home dentention will be very hard on her. Since I work in a jail, lots of inmates have told me they'd rather be in jail than be electronically monitored. Maybe it's because they are so close to freedom it just drives 'em crazy to have to stay at home. Either way, what happened here is an abomination of justice and it's obviously not fair to the average people who have to serve their sentences. Unbelievable.
Vicki
In Japanese, "baka" (a.k.a. Leroy "Baca") means "idiot"...
^ well put. It seems fitting. I can only hope the ankle bracelet is uncomfortable because it is hard to imagine that Paris staying in her lavish home, surounded by her expensive belongings, and dining on meals prepared by a private chief could be much of a punishment.
Now staying in my small apartment, possibly so.
Heh, that's the way we ought to be thinking. When rich criminals go under house arrest, they don't get to do it in their own homes. They have to rent out some poor schmuck's studio apartment for two weeks and let him or her live in their mansion. We'll call it the Have VS. Have-Nots program. The only thing these rich assholes hate more than tax reform is having to live like a commoner. Jail isn't sufficiently humiliating enough.
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