Paris To Appear On Larry King

Saturday, June 23, 2007



NBC pulled the plug on its planned Paris Hilton post-jail interview, and ABC and CBS have decided to pass on featuring the reformed party-slut too. So who does that leave? Yup - Larry King.

Wednesday night, the venerable hunchback and his gay suspenders will spend an entire hour talking to Paris Hilton. It boggles my mind that anyone could come up with an hour's worth of questions to ask that stupid bitch, but I guess that's why Larry's who he is.

Here's the statement Paris's people released, expressing Paris's happiness about landing the King interview:

I am thrilled that Larry King has asked me to appear on his program to discuss my experience in jail, what I have learned, how I have grown and anything else he wants to talk about. Larry King is not only a world-renowned journalist, but a true American Icon. It will be an honor to do his show.

Paris has absolutely no idea who Larry King is of course. I hope her people warn her about his roving hands. Knowing that old lech he'll probably try to marry the bitch.

(source)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

'world renowed journalist'?

'world'???

Somebody should tell her, that there is much more than the USA - and that most of the world never heart of that 'world renowned journalist'. I am going so far to say that of the ~6 milliard (yes, it is milliards, not billions - billion comes from bi-million, aka 12 zeros) humans out there 5.5 milliards don't know who the fuck Larry King is. Despite the fact that cnn forces this zombie upon its world wide audience.

Anonymous said...

There were too many 'big' words in that statement for it to have been Paris. I think the catch phrase here is-
"Here's the statement (Paris's people) released."

She is NOT doing herself any favors by appearing on a talk show. That generally requires that the person being interviewed is capable of talking. Anyway, I am sure it will be riviting...............not.

Anonymous said...

ya know, no matter how many times i see this pic of paris crying i never get sick of it. in fact, i like it more and more every time.

Anonymous said...

i think anderson cooper will not be pleased