Jolie And Voight To Kiss And Make Up?

Saturday, June 16, 2007


Angelina Jolie has been estranged from movie-star father Jon Voight for a long time, but that might be all about to change. In an interview with Britain's Evening Standard, Angelina said she's ready to take preliminary steps toward reconciling with the wacky old man:

I am hoping my relationship with my father will be more private in the future. At the end of the day we both wish the best for each other and we'll try to start communicating in some way.

Communication would be good, Angie. Besides your dopey father going on TV tearfully beseeching people to help you because you're such a fucking self-destructive head-case. Yeah, we know where you get it from Angie. God - why don't you two just spare us, okay? Cause the whole thing is such a farce. Some bullshit reconciliation - oh, and just in time for a big Barbara Walters interview before next year's Oscars? The two of you sitting there smiling at each other and holding hands, spouting a few, talking about all the good times and the bad? Why don't I just slit my wrists now?

(source)

14 comments:

Buffy said...

Aw, Crabbie, you're such a cynicist (is that a word?) but you're so freakin' funny. I am NO fan of Angelina, but I do hope that she mends her relationship with her Dad. Maybe Brad finally got through to her.

Anonymous said...

This bitch has no shame, its called pimping for "A Might Heart."

Anonymous said...

So Angelina hates & despises her dad for having an affair with another woman but ! Angelina prefers married men ?!

The b!tch is crazy ! she is delusional and she is pathological !!

P.S Earth to Brad * you have the worst taste in women ! ( except for Gwyenth Paltrow ) .

Anonymous said...

At least Voight had the talent. He is an incredible actor, and she is a whore who changed her name but made sure everyone knew who she was so she could ride his coattails. I guarantee she would be nothing without him. Oh yeah: she is nothing.

Anonymous said...

Ewwww...don't tell me. Just in time for Father's Day.

I need to go throw up now.

Anonymous said...

I agree that she may be doing this to promote "A Mighty Heart". Angie has held this grudge for a long time and something had to motivate her.

That, or perhaps her therapist told her that she needed to mend fences as an example for her own children. I could see this being the motivation more than any change of heart on Angie's part. Both she, and her father will play their respective parts well for the media I am sure.

Anonymous said...

Does Hallmark make a card for this?


"Dad,..........Even though you have publicly called me a wacko nutcase who desperately needs therapy, I have forgiven you, and still love you."

Then the handwritten note for a personal touch:

"By the way Dad, Please try to get the names of all my chidren straight or I will smite you again"


Conditionally, Love Angie

Buffy said...

^ THAT was funny!

Anonymous said...

In the next few days Shiloh's face will be plastered all over the place. Angie will spare no explotive move to promote her movie.

Karma is amazing Shiloh looks just like Jon Voight when he played Buck in "Midnight Cowboy." That's why she is indifferent to the blob.

Anonymous said...

^ 10:04 :) Shiloh's face is NOW plastered all over the worship BrAngelina blogs ( Just Jared & Perez the obnoxious queen ) YES ! Crazy & desperate Angelina is whoring out Shiloh again for publicity :( Mighty Heart has to bring it for MomAlina ! and that means the priviledged blob is needed !

Anonymous said...

I posted at Just Jared accusing Angie of pimping Shiloh for the movie.

dirtydisher said...

Yeah, John just can't wait to bounce little "Shakira" on his knee.

Anonymous said...

12:01 !

You are brave ! Just Jared & Fat azz Perez are for BrAngelinaloonies only !

Didn't you see the shrine(s) *

Anonymous said...

I'm actually impressed that Ego-lina wants to throw out the olive branch to her father. Perhaps now that her evil mother is DEAD her insidious influence is starting to wane. Brad probably does have something to do with this. He wants to be publicly "good for her" the same way John Stewart says she is "good for him". The only thing I see though is that his ego (like hers) has expanded to three times it's normal size.


At this latest news "leak" I can just hear her fans drooling, cooing, and slobbering all over her illustrious image. So nice that she made this public announcement instead of just quietly going about her business and giving the old man a call. Is this called "testing the waters" so she can gauge the public reaction? All her whining about the media aside; is she even capable of having a private life?

I only hope if they reconcile that Voight understands his role now is to unconditionally support the image that she wants to believe and she wants the entire world population to believe. That of course if one of saint and savior.

A truly wise person would basically not give a shit.