Update: Do Not Question The Greatness Of Angelina

Thursday, June 14, 2007


Angelina Jolie is getting heat from reporters, who say they were forced to sign contracts before being allowed to interview the actress at last night's premiere of her new movie A Might Heart. These agreements stipulated, among other things, that no questions be asked about Ms. Jolie's personal life, and warned that if interview materials were used to portray Jolie in a "disparaging, derogatory or demeaning" manner, she would have the right to seek a restraining order blocking the use of said material, and further recourse to a lawsuit. In other words, Angelina is forcing people to agree, in writing, not to make fun of her, and is threatening to sue them if they do. Naturally, a lot of journalists refused to sign the agreement. Both the USA Today and Associated Press canceled plans to interview Jolie. And Jolie's reaction? She put the kibosh on all planned interviews with print outlets. The TV interviews went on of course - and there were plenty of outlets willing to sacrifice all pretense of journalistic integrity in exchange for a thirty-second clip of an emaciated-looking Jolie smiling and talking about how wonderful it was to play Mariane Pearl.

"Who does she think she is?" one unidentified reporter for a major outlet said after refusing to sign Jolie's don't-make-fun-of-Angelina pledge. The answer to that is simple - she thinks she's Angelina Jolie. And why shouldn't someone as important as that be accorded all this deferential treatment? Angelina is a movie-star after all - one who makes movies like A Mighty Heart, which tells the story of the wife of a journalist murdered by radical Muslims. Yes, I know - there's irony here. Angelina forcing reporters to sign agreements curbing their rights, after making a movie about how freedom of the press is being threatened by oppressive, non-Democratic elements. But before you accuse Angie of being a total hypocrite, remember this - Daniel Pearl, the poor murdered reporter, was only covering terrorism in the Middle East. He wasn't on such an important story as how wonderful Angelina Jolie is. Jolie's image must be protected at all costs - unlike Islamo-fascism, which can't be all that big a deal, otherwise the terrorists would have lawyers to go around writing up contracts and making reporters sign them. Just think - if Daniel Pearl had been forced not to ask all those unpleasant questions, he would never have gotten himself killed. And then Angie wouldn't have had to make the sacrifice of time and effort required to produce a movie about how courageous Pearl was.

Anyway, the important thing is not what Angelina says - it's how she looks. The dress she wore to last night's premiere reportedly cost her $26. Because it would've looked bad for her to spend tons of money on an outfit. She's all about the message, not that superficial, image-driven crap.

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Update: Angelina Jolie has backed off her insistence that press members sign a contract agreeing not to ask her personal questions or be critical of her. Interviews will take place at tomorrow's press junket for A Mighty Heart without restriction. AP has already agreed to the new terms.

Somebody must've explained to Angelina that interviews are a big part of promoting a movie. And media outlets like AP are not just going to agree to a lot of silly stipulations. She needs them much worse than they will ever need her.

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I told you, Crabbie. She's nothing but ego and image. Inside a big black hole of nothingness. Take her mask off and she's a neurotic elittle girl with big daddy issues that she's very proud of.

Yeah, she LOVED playing the victim wife of a famous victim. In Angie's sick little world only the victims deserve respect. Seems to me her worldview begets more victims. The victims shall inherit the earth perhaps? That's Jolie's little paradise but it sounds like the worst kind of hell to me.

Well, she's found her "yes" man in Brad. His head is so far up her ass....he has no idea!!

Anonymous said...

This will make all of Crabbies readers wretch. I know it did me.....I was on another blog recently, and a photo was posted of Angelina with a halo drawn over the top of her head. BARF! What is it with some people that they can't see through this bitch? That home wrecking attention whore is no angel, that's for damn sure.

Anonymous said...

Angie's thinking she looks so hip with her old fashioned hair extension tendrils, classic velvet dress, and (oh the shock!) those tattoos. She loves projecting the image that she's such a daring carefree "devil may care" individualist who doesn't care one whit what anyone thinks of her. Then why would she feel such a need to censor and control what journalists write about her? Basically she's a walking, talking lie and cares about nothing BUT what everyone thinks of her. This absolutely proves it.

Anonymous said...

I hope the press now has a field day with her. Hehe.

Anonymous said...

Her ego is astonishing. I was at a few of the other blogs. They worship has as some sort of goddess. I just don't get it. If you subtract all of the vile, vulgar, antics of her past. What is there? Nothing but a tatooed mess.

Anonymous said...

Angelina should've thought about her pjrivacy before boring us ad nauseum with the details of her sex life, fucking everything that moved in Hollywood, carrying blood vials and frenching her brother in public. Isn't this the same woman who just recently revealed that she talks in the bath tub with Brad, that her newest son sleeps with them, and is almost naked on the cover of Esquire. This woman is such a hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

Only a true narcissist--someone with illusions of grandeur--would imagine they could get away with such a stupid requirement!! She's an idiot!!

If any MAN tried to pull off what she did, he'd be laughed at and ridiculed. She really does have a God complex and this just proves it. Unfortunately the general public is desperate for just about anything to worship these days and many have found their object in this emaciated, tattood ego maniacal celebutard.

Anonymous said...

Brad Pitt is definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. I can't believe he supports her in these hair brained ideas. He has the maturity of a 12 year old, but then so does the majority of American TV viewing public I understand.

Anonymous said...

How can you respect anyone who falls for Angelina's bullshit. This bitch is such a control freak.

Anonymous said...

CRABBIE !

I looooove it when you bring up BrAngelina because most blogs do not allow you to be honest about what media whores BrAngelina is !

I am very concerned about these blogs & loons who worship such a pathetic couple !

Angelina is still a delusional , pathological , lying C*nt ! I don't care how many orphans she collects !!

Anonymous said...

Once again, thank you Crabbie, for cutting through the sh!t that is known as Jolie. This woman is a manipulative, egotistical, dark, empty sad woman. She does everything possible to be IN the spotlight instead of trying to avoid it- or protect her children from it, as she said she would. Such a lying homewrecker. And Brad? He looks like a haggered Robert Redford. I swear Brad has aged 10 years being with Jolie.

Anonymous said...

I've been reading this blog for about a month, and have fallen in love with it. And because of last night's Daily Show, I feel compelled to leave my first comment. Angelina Jolie was the guest last night, and usually Jon Stewart is, well, John Stewart. But it did seem that he was falling over himself a bit at her, and when asked about those contracts the reporters had to sign, she deflected it and said it wasn't from her--that she would NEVER do that, but rather it was the people around her who were simply trying to protect her. I didn't have much of an opinion either way about her before, but now, I'm thoroughly disgusted by her and believe Brad Pitt to be a lame follower.

Anonymous said...

Amazing turn of events. I was at the Perez Hilton site (sorry) and there were some really negative posts about skankalina. I was surprised he actually let them get through the screening process. Sad to say he stopped my post.

Anonymous said...

10:46 :)

One of the reasons I can not stand Angelina & her pitt poodle Brad is because both of them are pathetic media whores .

Angelina is a proven pathological LIAR ! She is seriously delusional & mental too !

Anonymous said...

Regarding the 10:46 comment; So Jolie says "it would NEVER come from her and people around her were simply trying to protect her"?? Pardon me while I retch. She's trying even HARDER to present herself as a saint when she says that! Are we to believe then that she didn't O.K. it and these wonderful, caring, protective people did that without her knowlede or approval? Does she think we're ALL idiots?? I'm telling you, she surrounds herself with prize winning ass kissers and has become so out of touch with reality that she thinks we'll believe any bullshit that comes out of her mouth. I have no doubt the woman would lie through her teeth to save her holy image and somehow justify it in her own twisted little mind.

Anonymous said...

Everything she does if for the glorification of Angelina Jolie.