Britney Goes To Petco

Friday, June 22, 2007



Britney went to Petco to buy a parakeet. The people behind her appear unimpressed. They're used to skanky hos with nappy extensions coming in. Ain't no thang to them.



The back-view.

8 comments:

fashion police, get her. said...

i know i shouldn't be surprised but the bitch is mixing seasons. you can't be wearing some uggs with a tank top and shorts! with all that money, too..

Anonymous said...

She's mixing times of day as well. This beast can't seem to figure out whether it's nighttime and she should still be curled up in bed or it's daytime and she should be roaming the streets of LA terrifying passersby with her fashion-forward outfit of the day, thus opting to go out with her pajamas still on, yet making sure her feet don't get too cold from all that snow on the ground in Southern California.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the elegant gold purse that seems to go with everything and anything!!!

Anonymous said...

Too easy.

Anonymous said...

fly, fly away little birdie!!!

Anonymous said...

Are those... are those chihuahas on her shorts?

It's so nice to see that she's coordinating her clothing with her plans for the day. What's next, Britney? A round through the McDonald's where you will impress everybody in the room with your gauzy, designer hamburger scarf that cost you $240? Don't forget to wear your classy hoochie shorts with "KEEP OFF THE GRASS" emblazoned across the ass when you go for a day in the park with your kids. You fucking dork. Someone really ought to take your money away from you. You clearly have no idea.

Anonymous said...

When does she think she will have the time to toss poor little Tweety some bird seed? She rarely seems to have time to take care of her two young children.
If she wants a low maintenance pet, she should consider a rock.

Anonymous said...

The front view is whorish.

The back view is simply horrendous!